Someone who is up shits creek with a turd for a paddle yet takes no responsibility for their situation and find the need to blame everyone else for their predicament.
by harlequinxx July 30, 2010
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*Douche Accent* Younder vestle is a accurate demenstration of a canoe of douche, we dun been calling it a douche canoe for near 7 decads.
by ThisOldSoul December 22, 2018
Get the Douche Canoe mug.A term coined by legend Lucky Luciano which is used to signify the beauty of a fan ship that should be canon
by shirosaclone July 16, 2018
Get the Canon Kings mug.He is the king of the whole squad, he's good-looking, handsome and has a great style.
Guys with the name Hiep are his slaves and they are doing whatever Cankat wants to have like: making a sandwich, etc...
By the way they are the best League of Legends player in EU WEST and NA.
Guys with the name Hiep are his slaves and they are doing whatever Cankat wants to have like: making a sandwich, etc...
By the way they are the best League of Legends player in EU WEST and NA.
by Canki November 15, 2016
Get the cankat mug.Military term that refers to a group of people who actively participate in canoeing.
Except canoeing refers to splitting open the heads of enemy combatants so it looks like a canoe.
Except canoeing refers to splitting open the heads of enemy combatants so it looks like a canoe.
by Eroc letni March 31, 2022
Get the Canoe Club mug.A sexual position where three female sit upon a male at positions, one will rest on the man's face, making sure to insert his nose into the vagina. The second female will be seated upon the males erect penis, as one would with a bicycle with no seating. The third and final female will be seated upon the man's feet, making sure that the two big toes are inserted into each cavity of the female. Although this may sound identical to the "American Canoe," the difference is that all lubrication must be substituted with 100% Canadian Maple Syrup. This is to ensure that the women cannot slip off of the man accidentally.
Guy 1: Hey do you see those three hot girls?
Guy 2: Yeah they're cute
Guy 1: Last night we did the "Canadian Canoe" and it was grrrrrreat!
Guy 2: Yeah they're cute
Guy 1: Last night we did the "Canadian Canoe" and it was grrrrrreat!
by Kevtap Sankhon June 8, 2017
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The Captain didn't build a SHIT CANOE and now we need maintenance to report to the forward lav with a chisel!
by Tesax May 9, 2021
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