fart cannon

A huge ass muffler attached to small engines.

Honda Civic with a 10 inch fart cannon that makes very noisy pathetic sounds.

by mmx January 16, 2004

Cooch Cannon

Where you put as much mentos and coke in a woman's pussy as you can. Sometimes followed by putting your dick in for as long as you can.

I tried giving my girlfriend a cooch cannon the other day, I should try it more often, she screamed a lot!

by zomgwtfbbq November 5, 2006

Hydro Cannon

The strongest water type move in the game "Pokemon" Hydro Cannon (Japanese: ハイドロカノン Hydro Cannon) is a damage-dealing Water-type move introduced in Generation III. Hydro Cannon inflicts damage and then forces the user to recharge during the next turn. Unless this attack misses, the user will always have to recharge. Only the water-type Pokemon starters are able to use it, including Smeargle. It's a special attack, it's power point is 5 (max is 8), and it's accuracy is 90%.

If it misses:

* Does not make contact

* Affected by Protect

* Not affected by Magic Coat

* Not affected by Snatch

* Affected by BrightPowder

* Affected by King's Rock

It may affect anyone but the user.

Mom says:

"No you cannot teach Hydro Cannon to yourself."

by AVietnamese May 19, 2009

malice cannon

In touhou 8,Inperishable night there's a strategy when you play as the Magic team. You just spam the shift button, continulosly changing between Marisa and Alice. Malice is a combo of 𝗠𝗮risa and A𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗲.

"The malice cannon cheeses Eirin so hard!"

by Stupid meme reporter March 9, 2019

limp cannon

Ejaculation without having an erect penis

I got so excited from looking at her tits, it gave me a limp cannon

by poonmaster 5000 August 12, 2008

cannonless

A trick in the Whomp's Fortress level of Super Mario 64. By walking off a plank towards a wall, at a very precise angle, you can grab a star without using the level's cannon.

My friend Sig was doing Mario speedruns last night, and he shaved some serious time off the clock by using cannonless.

by Obviously-Jesus January 28, 2012

fart cannon

a large "N-1 style" muffler usually attached to import cars. manufacturers usually claim it adds power to cars, however it may adversely affect performance of a car due to lack of necesary backpressure in a cars exhaust. The result of these mufflers is a high decible exhaust that makes the car have less power at low rpms. usually purchased by people who think their car is good when it is actually a pos. Fart canons are a major status symbol in the world of ricers, the louder your 93 horsepower import.... the cooler.

wow look at the fart cannon on that civic.... what a poser

by BATWINGS_07 July 30, 2006