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old lady's cane

A sexual act where an old woman (preferably without teeth) is performing oral sex on a man, and just as he is about to achieve orgasm, she hooks her finger into his rectum.
You know Mrs. Wilson down the street? She gave me an Old Lady's Cane last week!
by tcdacsap June 29, 2010
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Cankle

Noun. A sight common among the morbidly obese. The point at which one is so obese that there is no thinning of the leg between the calf and the ankle, which creates a sense of fusion between the two. Consequently "Cankle" comes from the fusion of CAlf and aNKLE.
Good god look at the cankles on that fat lady!
by David May 23, 2004
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canexican

Dave, you are a Canexican and your mom wants me!
by Sir Ynnad the Great December 5, 2003
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cane toad

Anything that is taken out of its natural environment, placed in another suitable one, and gets on the fast track to total world domination.

Originates from the sugar cane toad, a native Hawaiian toad that was introduced to Australia to help control beetle population and has never looked back.
Guy 1: Did you see that new guy from Japan? He doesn't even speak English, but in a week he's already been promoted to head of our department and I hear he's knocked up the VP.

Guy 2: What a total cane toad.
by Twiggy August 4, 2005
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canker blossom

An STD infested slut, a thief of love and innocence.
That canker blossom gave me the scratchies.
by SubmitNow January 4, 2012
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cankleasaurus rex

A humorous descriptor for a person with extremely overt cankles.
Dude, if that girl was a dinosaur, she would be a cankleasaurus rex.
by fo shankle February 8, 2010
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canel

Bc i know canels
by Chiaramara September 29, 2020
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