Sticky Candle

When you dip your penis in someones ear, collecting wax on the tip, then proceed to make them lick it off... The sticky candle

She made friends with the sticky candle last night

by Wax monster December 2, 2010

Testicle Candle

It's a candle that burns all the way through the penis head of the person who lit it. It feels like a hot poker on your nutsack.

Bumper lit a Testicle Candle and immediately came from the pleasure it caused him. For once, his mind wasn't focused on the idea of wearing Johnny's skin, but on the pleasure, he felt through his penis.

by Fiishy December 13, 2021

CAPalert

a wacky movie review sites that finds every movie evil.

What the heck is "suggestive eye movement supposed to mean anyway?

by the mad one February 28, 2004

love canal

a woman's vagina; slang for a woman's pussy

damn, Bob just stuck his wonder stick down mary's love canal

by le dancing gir April 9, 2005

melted candle

an overweight male that doesn't do work at physical training and drinks underage. this particular male tries to get with overweight females that are smaller than 5ft.

"regan have you ever seen what a melted candle looks like? that's you with your shirt off"

by mrhat9000 March 10, 2009

Soggy Candlestick

When a male sticks a toothpick in their dick hole, lights it on fire, then proceeds to wank it. The resulting disaster when jizz meets fire is a Soggy Candlestick.

I saw Leroy lighting up his penis with a Soggy Candlestick last night!

by SoggyCandlestick November 28, 2010

Canalligator

An alligator that lurks deep in canals.

Watch out, there's a Canalligator!

by Vladamira Dragonoff June 24, 2009