Can

The "can" is an inferior fighter or player (often an unknown or one with a poor record) that is set against the favorite solely for the purpose of losing and making the latter look good. Comeback fights are often against cans.

I'm not going to bother watching the Crocop fight, he's up against some can and it's only going to last 30 seconds.

by author February 2, 2007

canned

adj.
1. Being too standardized or too uniform in nature.
2. Being a generalization.

1. The silicone made her tits look canned.
2. The suck-ass gave the professor a canned opinion of the literature.

by Pat McGoohan March 1, 2004

cans

slang for tits or boobies

She's got some nice cans.

by eleet hacker February 11, 2005

Canning

To get a flyer
Leave early
Do nothing
Claim 10 hours

"The canning is on"

by Hammy1 February 16, 2012

Canning

Drinking an alcoholic beverage, out of a can, at your pleasure.

*3:37 AM*
Owen on his balcony yells "WHOOOOO'S CANNNING ?!?"

Canners from each house on the street run out to their balcony and crack their own can.

*9:26 AM Saturday *

Andrew stumbles to the fridge, takes snap chat with his beer with caption "Who is Canning?!?"

by Huge Canner June 26, 2019

cans

Tits, hooters

From the movie Bachelor Party: "Look at the cans on that bimbo!"

by simie February 10, 2003

CAN

Country Ass Nigga. An individual hailing from backwoods Mississippi who lacks both education and intellectual curiosity.

Did you see that CAN, he could not even understand the key differences between Post-Modernism and Modernism .

by HorribleHumans May 1, 2018