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cameleon girlfriend

Girl who acts as though she likes whatever her present boyfriend is into at the time.
Brooke was a hippie who hated guns when dating nick. Now dates Dan and kills deer on the weekend. She's is such a cameleon girlfriend
by Ace4434 March 18, 2015
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Camberwell high school

its a school, i think...

it may also be the 9th circle of hell, one where the "teachers" are actually immortal ancient beings comprised of pure darkness born from mans hubris sent to inflict as much pain and fail as many outcome tasks as inhumanly possible.
oh look its 'Camberwell high school' that's where my soul was sacrificed in return for eternal life and an s on my physics outcome.
by the end times February 23, 2022
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Negative camber

The most dumbest thing ever thought of in automotive engineering! Literally the worst idea ever. This is where you tilt the wheels on it's sides, destroying your tread and looking mentally challenged
"Dude have you seen Juans new car?"

-no what did he get?

"Don't worry about it, it has negative camber anyway"

-that's pretty queer
by Number Juan two May 9, 2014
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Time Warner Cable

Any service every customer of should immediately quit using and swarm their headquarters with complaints about because the company's retarded decision-makers decide to take a step backward for more monetary gain. This step backward invovles replacing their original DVR system with a crappy-ass version that causes so many inconveniences it's impossible to count. Too concerned with their monetary gain, dipshits owners of the company will not act on the complaints they receive and revert back to the old one, rather they sit on their asses and look on while their customers are totally pissed off by their bullshit
3. Any unreasonable, foolish service or corporation that every customer of should quit using and make out complaints against because they care about their personal gain more than the satisfaction of their customers and service
Time Warner Cable's switching people over to their new shitty cable system has led to me hearing of complaints all across the board from various radio stations and the like, such as DVR wouldn't tape the same things and I missed a lot of the shows I had set to automatically recorded; the bar remains at the bottom of the screen for far too long and throughout pause; rewinding and fastforwarding on the new DVR box is really fucked up because it doesn't stop where you stop it at, the new box has lost a lot of options and features it used to have; the box keeps shutting off and rebooting at frequent random moments; things you have set to automatically record keep being undone and you have to go back and reset them; trying to tape a couple days in advance takes for ever because of the box's slow speed and doesn't even go as far in advance as the old one, etc.

When Time Warner Cable switched us over to the new fucked up version of DVR they provide, I gently picked up the Time Warner Cable box, dusted it off, shined it up, rubbed it softly, then smashed it with my hammer and tossed it into the fireplace to a loud clapping ovation from all the people in the sitting room in the doctor's office.

When the restaurant wouldn't give me my money back for the hair and toenails I found buried in my steak, I shouted "WHAT KIND OF SMELLY TIME WARNER CABLE SHIT ARE YOU RUNNING HERE?!"

Punched some geek named Robert Ullman in the face for turning the McDonalds up the street into a Time Warner Cable McDonalds.

That new store up the street is a total Time Warner Cable. They raised prices on everything and won't bring them down and now I refuse to go there.
by Andy Corvatte April 25, 2008
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Crimp Cable

Just another great way to reference taking a big ole dump, crap, shit, defecate, pinch a loaf, snap a deuce.
Example 1: Roger felt his anus pucker and he new he was about to Crimp Cable.
Example 2: Hey Joe. Where is Stan. He was here a minute ago. Joe: He will be right back. He had to go Crimp Cable.
Example 3: Dan felt his bowels bloat during his presentation at the annual stockholders meeting. He knew he was about to blow and had to leave immediately. He quickly announced that he needed to run Crimp Cable and would return shortly.
by Eaton Holgoode April 10, 2015
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cambree

She is a very nice girl that stands up for her friends and it there when her friends need her she is a very caring and nice girl
Everyone needs a Cambree in there life
by Clayton Woodham March 16, 2017
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Camile

The sexiest women you will ever meet. She is kinky but also gorgeous. Camile is a women who cares about her friends and family but will tell you what needs to be said, no matter how hurtful. This lady has got a booty on her and she knows it. Camile is a women, never confused to be a girl.
Dangg. She must be a Camile! That women just told him off but is damnn sexy.
by SarahMay May 11, 2012
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