Calvin

A comic character created by Bill Watterson who has a tiger for a best friend. He's super imaginative and invents crazy contraptions from cardboard boxes. He feels totally misunderstood at school and home, and often gets sent to the school psychiatrist for his outlandishly strange writing compositions. He is also the guy you see in the bumper stickers where something the person dislikes is getting peed on.

Frank: Dude, have you read Calvin and Hobbes? It's so cool!
Bill: No thanks man, that dark snowman humor creeps me out.

by I Love Ellie Elephant June 24, 2016

Calvin

A weird white kid who doesn't wear underwear

What the fuck is that?

Oh that's just Calvin

by Ninja cowboy space wizard November 13, 2013

Calvinitis

A syndrome commonly associated with people who find the toilet a place to rush or be rushed upon, often leading to inadequate wiping or no wiping at all. This generally causes the smearage of dingleberries on, and around the anus.

'I was taking a shit when my phone rang, no time to wipe, left me with calvinitis for the rest of the day.'

by onearmninja March 4, 2009

Calvin

Calvin is the greatest person that one can meet. Calvin is nice, tall, social, awesome, and secretly a god

Man, have you met Calvin

by scienceoffate June 19, 2018

Calvinism

A system of belief promoted by its author John Calvin based entirely on a Platonic evaluation of the letters of Paul of Tarsus. Calvin posited that Christ died for a very few people and then re-interpreted both the Old Testament and the New Testament with the idea of a predestined fate for every person as being among the elected minority or the damned majority. It does great violence to the New Testament by making it subject to a Pauline interpretation of the Old Testament. Also a totalitarian pseudo-Christian cult of the Puritan or Reformed variety. It denies free will and imposes the biblical law of Calvin's Institutes on all people.

Calvinism was the theology behind the police state run by Oliver Cromwell in the 1650s.

by normal5574 March 9, 2015

Calvin

The best guy out there but his biggest issue is his forehead , he really needs to fix that!

"Calvin" has a massive forehead

by GeileKontSex December 2, 2019

Calvin

That one kid that nobody fucking likes. A pure loser, moron and a faggot. He eats Panera soup in the middle of spring, loves sucking big cock, sucks at lacrosse, is dumb as fuck, and is the epitomy of failure. He's annoying, and really shouldn't be alive.

"How are you bro?"
"I was fine, but some dumbass Calvin ruined my day"

by Aph111 April 28, 2022