Calish

well, this word defines something that is not goog qualty, It could be some cheap object, that doesn't work tottaly perfect, it's a bad acquisition...It could be maybe a really stupid letter, if it is too bad, or has something wrong it is a calish letter...some punk bands uses this word a lot..

-Hey dude, that bike is so calish, what a calish bike...
-Guys, don't buy that board, its too calish..
-Are you gonna giv her this letter?? it is too calish have this one I made, use this...
-This boxer shorts are so calish, my grandma gave it to me..

by Vipunk August 8, 2006

Calicatation

The process of ridding one's self of a messy, emotional past. Usually associated with relationship failure and the 'healing process'. Whatever routine or traditions one uses to take their thoughts away from the pain at hand; indulgence in music, art, writing poems, drinking, exercise, shopping, meditation.

To Calicatate
Calicatation

"Drinking Grand Marnier with boxes of tissue was the usual kick start to the girl's calicatation after being stood up yet again at the restaurant."

by VicMay July 27, 2009

Calisphere

The word defining the two hemispheres of California. Southern California and Northern California.

Dude 1: Dude which Calisphere did your girlfriend say she was from?

Dudette 1: You seen dat ass? She from SoCal.

Dudette 2: But her tumbleweave says she from NorCal, particularly Oakland.

by CanIPaPa?! June 28, 2010

Calishot

When you pour a delicious pitcher of miller lite down an ass crack and the beer mixes with booty juices to form a special sauce and you guzzle it down,frequently a Friday night practice in Southern California bars , sometimes getting a snuff crut stuck in your throat .
Rob choked on a snuff crut while doing a Calishot at the barmacy.

Rob choked on a snuff crut while doing a Calishot at the barmacy while on vacation in LA.

by Dollie Pop January 18, 2012

Califaz

A nice, lil stylish / fancy slang way of saying California.

Let's go chill at my penthouse suite down in Tahoe, Califaz.

by Charmouche January 25, 2017

Calipari

noun: a person who farts in an elevator and then gets off on the next floor and leaves the passengers to deal with the smell

verb: to Calipari - the act of leaving a Calipari

"I can't believe that guy just totally Caliparied in here!"

by SportsNation August 20, 2009

Calista'd

One who is ignored by an ex or familiar face for no reason.

She calista'd me in her own pub.

by BloodyRuddyCampBed April 22, 2009