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1. The act of unintentionally using an obscene amount of force during an action that is typically gently conducted that results in bodily or psychological harm of another person or persons. This is often a result of one's lats being too large and strong for everyday life in modern society.
2. Indiscriminately slaying all females occupying a given radius regardless of age, nationality, attractiveness, and marital status.
2. Indiscriminately slaying all females occupying a given radius regardless of age, nationality, attractiveness, and marital status.
calisauring by pshaw00 April 2, 2008
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calisurferla
A homosexual little bitch who enjoys homo things i.e. playing violin, fingering himself, using thousands of hair products, trimming his pubic hair into portraits of celebrities. Also responds to the name of "cocksucker". But enjoys picking wedgies during trip meetings while wearing jeans in the backcountry. We all love a good leander.
1)Laura's ex is calisurferla
2)You're going to sit next to calisurferla and you-know-who in the Whittier tunnel?!?
2)You're going to sit next to calisurferla and you-know-who in the Whittier tunnel?!?
calisurferla by plusdelta February 14, 2009
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Calisurferboii by BolognaSocks February 5, 2018
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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