calisaur

n. A person or prehistoric beast that often partakes in the act of calisauring

He is such a calisaur right now.

by pshaw00 April 2, 2008

calisauring

1. The act of unintentionally using an obscene amount of force during an action that is typically gently conducted that results in bodily or psychological harm of another person or persons. This is often a result of one's lats being too large and strong for everyday life in modern society.

2. Indiscriminately slaying all females occupying a given radius regardless of age, nationality, attractiveness, and marital status.

Cali, stop calisauring; your going to break somebody.

by pshaw00 April 2, 2008

clisaurus

a dinosaur that resembles a clitoris

If you were a dinosaur, which one would you be?
I would be a clisaurus.

by ugh lee December 28, 2007

calisurferla

A homosexual little bitch who enjoys homo things i.e. playing violin, fingering himself, using thousands of hair products, trimming his pubic hair into portraits of celebrities. Also responds to the name of "cocksucker". But enjoys picking wedgies during trip meetings while wearing jeans in the backcountry. We all love a good leander.

1)Laura's ex is calisurferla
2)You're going to sit next to calisurferla and you-know-who in the Whittier tunnel?!?

by plusdelta February 14, 2009

Calisurferboii

A cool bro who likes the look and smell of weiners.

Look at Chuckstopher over there being a Calisurferboii and stuff.

by BolognaSocks February 5, 2018