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calisaur 

n. A person or prehistoric beast that often partakes in the act of calisauring
He is such a calisaur right now.
calisaur by pshaw00 April 2, 2008
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calisauring 

1. The act of unintentionally using an obscene amount of force during an action that is typically gently conducted that results in bodily or psychological harm of another person or persons. This is often a result of one's lats being too large and strong for everyday life in modern society.

2. Indiscriminately slaying all females occupying a given radius regardless of age, nationality, attractiveness, and marital status.
Cali, stop calisauring; your going to break somebody.
calisauring by pshaw00 April 2, 2008

clisaurus 

a dinosaur that resembles a clitoris
If you were a dinosaur, which one would you be?
I would be a clisaurus.
clisaurus by ugh lee December 28, 2007

calisurferla 

A homosexual little bitch who enjoys homo things i.e. playing violin, fingering himself, using thousands of hair products, trimming his pubic hair into portraits of celebrities. Also responds to the name of "cocksucker". But enjoys picking wedgies during trip meetings while wearing jeans in the backcountry. We all love a good leander.
1)Laura's ex is calisurferla
2)You're going to sit next to calisurferla and you-know-who in the Whittier tunnel?!?
calisurferla by plusdelta February 14, 2009

Calisurferboii 

A cool bro who likes the look and smell of weiners.
Look at Chuckstopher over there being a Calisurferboii and stuff.
Calisurferboii by BolognaSocks February 5, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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