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Desert Calamari

Foreskins of circumcised people.

An excised foreskin has a “chewy” texture & ring shape to it. Ironically, in Jewish tradition, circumcision is mandated, however shellfish including squid are prohibited to be eaten as they are unclean. Circumcision has its roots in desert societies including the ancient hebrews, Egyptians & later on in Islam.
And so the mohel cut off his desert calamari!
by ThreeThreeOneThreeThree July 24, 2022
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calamary

My friend yelled out, "Calamary!"
by noturavgmom April 20, 2017
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Grubby Calamari Bitch

A grubby bitch that loves her calamari and also smells vaguely squidlike
See also; Jumbalaya, Jimberino, Jimbus2000, Josh, Jumby
Where did all the Calamari go?
Oh, the Grubby Calamari Bitch ate it all
by ElonMonke March 15, 2022
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Calamari Kiss

When a cat presents its butthole to you, or presses (kisses) it on your leg, as a form of reverence, formal inter species greeting, or to marks its human territory.
A kiss is just a kiss, but a calamari kiss means your family. *Howdoin!*”
by Jean_Creme March 16, 2025
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One calamari away from losing it

When you're having such a terrible time that you are one inconvenience away from losing your shit. When you expect onion rings and find out its calamari.
After the shit day I've had I am one calamari away from losing it.
by anonymous October 13, 2020
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calamari tugboat

Getting a firm handjob from a sailor while covered in squid ink
Petty officer told me that he was gonna show me the calamari tugboat maneuver, I'm not sure what that is but he's been so helpful since I got here
by TheLordOfFridges June 12, 2024
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Marie Calamari

She succs leaving her throat hurting
Marie Calamari succs all day long-. . . thats it thats all I wanted to say and do she succs all the time backstage
by Oubaluige April 25, 2022
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