To force-feed ones hairy ball sack into the vertically positioned and open bung-tunnel of a friend or foe.
John - "Ok Jane, it's time for the Chimney Sweeper!"
Jane - "What's that?"
John - "Bend over and I'll show you."
Jane - "No John, really? Quit playing games and tell me."
John - "Sorry Jane, you're right. The Chimney Sweeper is where you take off your sweatpants, lay on your back, then roll your knees back until they touch your shoulders. This way your butt hole opens up and stares straight at the clouds above. Then I'll hover over your puckered poo packer and plunge both of my not-so-recently shaven jizz tanks past the event horizon of your turd socket. Duh!?"
Jane - "Oh dear. Are you serious?"
John - "Yes Jane, yes I am"
Jane - "What's that?"
John - "Bend over and I'll show you."
Jane - "No John, really? Quit playing games and tell me."
John - "Sorry Jane, you're right. The Chimney Sweeper is where you take off your sweatpants, lay on your back, then roll your knees back until they touch your shoulders. This way your butt hole opens up and stares straight at the clouds above. Then I'll hover over your puckered poo packer and plunge both of my not-so-recently shaven jizz tanks past the event horizon of your turd socket. Duh!?"
Jane - "Oh dear. Are you serious?"
John - "Yes Jane, yes I am"
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Player: Yeah, it was a good hit.
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First: person A stretches out person B's anal canal by inserting the middle finger, index finger, and thumb into the bum- and spreads the fingers.
Once anal hole is stretched:
person A inserts the head of a mop- preferably new- part with threadsinto person B's bowels, jiggles mop in order to clean person B's colon.
And that, my dear friends, is the ULTIMATE chimney sweep.
First: person A stretches out person B's anal canal by inserting the middle finger, index finger, and thumb into the bum- and spreads the fingers.
Once anal hole is stretched:
person A inserts the head of a mop- preferably new- part with threadsinto person B's bowels, jiggles mop in order to clean person B's colon.
And that, my dear friends, is the ULTIMATE chimney sweep.
person B: I enjoyed that Ultimate Chimney Sweep you gave me the other night. It cleaned me right out!
person A: No problem, I'm glad I could help with your constipation.
person A: No problem, I'm glad I could help with your constipation.
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