Getting Caged

Getting the shit beat out of you by Johnny cage, International Love is normally played in the background while he shatters all of your ribs

Johnny cage is beating the shit out of me, I am getting caged!

by gyratinglefteyebrow October 15, 2023

wage cage

The establishment where a person is forced to attend during working hours.

See you later honey, I'm off to the fucken wage cage to earn us some bread.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

Critter cage

A small, cramped enclosure for inhabitants who may be smelly or nasty.

GAAAWD, the Freshman dorm rooms are a regular critter cage.

by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016

Chastity Cage

A cage made of plastic, silicone, metal, or another material that fully encompasses a penis. The cage is then locked so it can't be taken off without the key. It's designed to prevent erections & masturbation and is often used in bdsm relationships where the key is given to someone's significant other, called a keyholder. It is still possible to masturbate in them however, either by using a vibrator on the cage or using a dildo in the ass.

My wife locked me in a chastity cage.

by Minecraftfan5610 May 2, 2021

cagxd

CagXD - A human who possesses a head as a dick and a face as an alien vagina

You are a disgrace, you are CagXD

by Gamer1311 November 10, 2019

Cope Cage

Shoddily welded cages of sheet metal used by the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation during their illegal invasion of Ukraine to protect their modern multi-million dollar armored vehicles against $200K Javelin missiles, despite the obvious fact that they'd be as effective as a wet tissue against a sharpened pencil.

"Hey Ivan, I sure hope these Cope Cages will protect us as we invade this innocent country."
"I don't see why not Vlad, it is not like we used anything but the lowest grade steel and spot welded them together!"

by Dinofriend March 5, 2022

Ass caked in shit

When you shit your pants and/or don't wipe well. This leads to your ass being caked in shit due to the lack of wiping.

Jason: What is that horrible smell
Brody: Ummmm..I think I had an accident
Jaosn: What the hell happened
Brody: Well, I don't like the toilet paper here so I have not been wiping properly.Here...take a look.
Jason: OMG...You have an ass caked in shit!!!!

by poopface66666667 December 5, 2021