Circus Cabbage 

When somebody clowns around too much and isn't making sense when they talk.

Friend- "one day I got a loosey from the corner store, then called this girl over to give me a loosey"

You- "Your Clowning! Your Trash, and garbage is coming out your mouth! Your Circus Cabbage!

Circus Cabbage by LakeGeorgeThugs November 21, 2010

Cabbage Packing 

When a man packs his penis inside a cabbage patch doll and after he ejaculates he pulls out and cooks the baby doll in the microwave and eats it.

After a long day of work lonely Mike preformed Cabbage Packing to relieve some stress.

Cabbage Packing by Luvbbbb May 27, 2015

Timpani Cabbage Plunge 

Shortened to TCP
The act of defecating in someone's ear and then stiring it with your penis.

Charlie's a kinky bitch, he had a Timpani Cabbage Plunge last night
or
Charlie's a kinky bitch, he had TCP last night

Timpani Cabbage Plunge by Tired Squirrel April 17, 2009

victory cabbage 

The name given to sauerkraut during World War 1 by Americans due to a war against Germans

"Eat the victory cabbage! It's good for you"

victory cabbage by Keenster August 6, 2009

Lax Cabbage 

Ridiculously long and wild hair often found poking out the back of a lacrosse players helmets. Lax cabbage is not meant to look good in every day life but to look "sick" while playing lacrosse.

Bro, look at that sick Lax Cabbage, he's looking real cabbagy.

Lax Cabbage by BroLaxLaxBro March 20, 2016

Unseasoned Cabbage 

Someone who is being stupid and not using their common sense to understand somethinf simple.

Friend: How do I change the brightness on my phone?

Me: You're such an Unseasoned Cabbage!

Unseasoned Cabbage by MrAdemola123 June 17, 2020

How the cow ate the cabbage 

To tell someone the unvarnished truth; tell it like it is.

If our boss John doesn't stop yelling at us, I'm going to tell him how the cow ate the cabbage!

How the cow ate the cabbage by 911whodis December 1, 2021