Cargo Code

Code that is very similar to cargo pants, i.e. appears to have utility to the person writing it but is an embarrassment to all others, opening the developer (or wearer in the case of cargo pants) to justifiable ridicule.

Cyril thought creating a factory with a bunch of if/else statements based on type was a great idea, while the rest of the team just used Ninject, laughing at it his use of Cargo Code. And he did it in cargo pants. Nerd.

by Ryan Ceee February 23, 2014

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Cargo shorts

Term used for a gay man who gives off top energy but is actually a Masc bottom.

Oh him, he’s no top he's cargo shorts.

by Transplant Daddy March 25, 2022

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cargo van

Fuck you

Fuck you in the cargo van

by dick muffen May 26, 2015

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cargo plane

When you really need to go to the bathroom but cant as ur in the middle of a game or activity and you cant go.

"I have a cargo plane cover me please" or " I have a cargo plane I need to go after this"

by xxwinzzxx October 4, 2016

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cargo train

when you go on a massive bender it is also known as being on the cargo train. A group of people are riding the cargo train when they are together for a period of time consisting purely of getting f*cked up.

“Want to go to the cinema on Saturday?” “Nah I can’t, I’ll still be on the cargo train.”

by gollum123 June 3, 2018

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cargo hold

a) The place inside an airship or boat where goods are stored.

b) If you don't know what a cargo cult is, you probably misheard it as cargo hold, causing you to look up a definition.

Flight attendant: Hey, fox wizard, we'll pay you to defend the cargo hold in the back of the zeppelin.
Fox wizard: Sure. It's not like I have anything else to be doing back here.

by you're joshing me. May 9, 2020

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