a beard

A beard is a unit of time, 30 minutes to be exact. This is the amount of time it takes Mrs Rhodes from Newlaithes School to grow a beard.

"I'll be over in about a beard"

by ritek April 30, 2009

The Beard

Partner to the haggard beast, rat boy, and slut bitch, has a massive beard and is tight as an untouched pussy

The Beards Comong to visit, RUN!!!!! or Cheers For That £5 birthday present, ye bearded one

by poosemon August 02, 2003

:beard:

A meme created within the forums of mafia death (specifically server 2).

It typically is used as a form of agreement or recognition. May also be used to show satisfaction.

Example 1-
Player 1: Man, Lauren sure is hot!

Player 2: She sure is. :beard:

Example 2-
Player 1: Hey Dave (insert kissy face here)

Player 2: :beard:

by ARandomN00b February 11, 2010

bearding

the act of calling someone a liar using the term "beard" or "chinny"

eddy mcbeard: i was telling my mate about the cup final.

ricky o'beard: and what?

eddy mcbeard: he started bearding me, fucking coon head.

ricky o'beard: yea, fucking loves to chinny that one does.

by dont be a coon all your life May 03, 2008

bearding

the act of "borrowing" someones work, (school work, reports, etc...) with the intentions of copying it word for word, also known as cheating.

jason was playing call of duty last night. he didn't do his school work so he's bearding mine right now

by geomatics April 01, 2011

beards

A word used to replace other words to see if anybody understands what either one is talking about. Originates from replacing the word goat with everything. Then came Goaty beard.Then just beard.

What the beards are you talking about?
What the hell are you talking about?
Thats rather beardly
Thats rather unfortunate
Stop being a beard
Stop being a nob

by the_beardly_one January 24, 2005

Bearded

When you get fooled by an ugly guy who looks hot with a beard

I liked Dave, then he shaved his beard and he was hideous. I got bearded. His chin was non existent

by Lykra Dranks October 24, 2020