biden sucks big ole buttcheeks

biden sucks big ole buttcheeks & sniffs children

joe: hey man, did you hear what biden did?
mason: who’s biden?
joe: yk, the stupid old guy running our country
mason: ohhhh I hate that guy

joe: yeah. biden sucks big ole buttcheeks & sniffs children

by [e-mail] October 24, 2022

buttfucked

get fucked by the ass, as in penis goes through ass.

I buttfucked that bitch so hard she cried.

by Maggot666 February 17, 2005

buttmuncher

Somebody that annoys you so badly it's like their gnawing at your ass.

My math teacher is being the biggest buttmuncher today because he assigned, like, 50 pages of homework.

by Athena 777 December 28, 2005

buttcheek

A large muscle in the body that absorbs cheezits

Alright broski, so please don't slap my buttcheek because that would be weird and I need that for important things.

by gabjalinda November 7, 2010

buttfucked

To have taken advantage of someone in either business of personal affairs through deception, deceit or duplicity.

Circa early '70s, US Army

"You didn't get the assignment to Japan that was a part of your enlistment contract? You were buttfucked by your recruiter!"

by buffalo patty April 23, 2005

Bruce Buttcheek

The Bruce Buttcheek is when a man turns his naked women over onto her stomach, and fucks her ass cheeks, blowing his load deep into her butt crack. No anal penetration is allowed. When no lotion is used, the penis often becomes raw, pink, and loses many layers of skin. Stay safe, lotion up! Best used when sexual satisfaction is running low. The Bruce Buttcheek is sure to stimulate love again between two stagnant partners!

Bruce is the master of this one. The legend himself coined this action term, and he and his women love to do the Bruce Buttcheek.

by Bruce Naynay March 11, 2008

holy buttfucker of jesus

1.One who partakes in the sacred act of anal sex with the son of god.
2.Your Mom
3.Mary Magdaline
4.My father (Who art in heaven)
5.Jerry from across the hall

Hey! Judas holy buttfucker of jesus, get back here with my ten dollars.

by Hell Bound February 13, 2005