buttcunt

the end result of a girl wiping back to front after taking a shit.

man, i went down on laura last night, and she was suffering from major buttcunt

by deucemanchester March 6, 2011

Butt Crust

When you don’t get all of it when you whip.

Got bad butt crust.

by Burger commin January 30, 2018

Buttcrush

A type of activity in wich a person (majorly female) sits in an object (mostly cake) for sexual pleasure.

It's also considered a type of pornography.

My Cat Started Having An ButtCrush on My Cookie!

by MayDayMeh July 23, 2018

Buttcunt

When a woman's vagina crease meets a woman's arse crack to make one long crevice. This is known as a buttcunt.

Girl 1: Don't you hate it when your arse crack meets your vagina crease?

Girl 2: Damn Giiiirrl! You got a buttcunt!

by buttcunts4life June 12, 2011

butterstick

Possibly the cutest panda in the whole world as seen on panda cam, stopping normal working hours and forcing people to live vapidly in the small world of bamboo and naps. Butterstick also goes by the stick and lives in a zoo.

Right now, Butterstick is sleeping. Oooh! He just rolled over.... Now his legs are twitching! Aww... He's a little ball of fur. Awwwwwww....
-Wonkette Dec. 1, 2005

by telmary December 28, 2005

buttcrutch

A Chair, Seat, or Couch. Generally used to imply laziness of the subject.

Danny - "i'm tired of standing around at this party, can you get me a chair?"
Jake - "No way, you'll get kicked out for using a Buttcrutch!"

by BraveMart September 28, 2014

butterstick

A man whose penis can only get semi-erect.

Sarah forgot to pack Zak's Viagra, so he was a total butterstick all weekend.

by spindoctor September 16, 2005