Bruce Buttcheek

The Bruce Buttcheek is when a man turns his naked women over onto her stomach, and fucks her ass cheeks, blowing his load deep into her butt crack. No anal penetration is allowed. When no lotion is used, the penis often becomes raw, pink, and loses many layers of skin. Stay safe, lotion up! Best used when sexual satisfaction is running low. The Bruce Buttcheek is sure to stimulate love again between two stagnant partners!

Bruce is the master of this one. The legend himself coined this action term, and he and his women love to do the Bruce Buttcheek.

by Bruce Naynay March 11, 2008

buttcrack-plaque

the filmy, moist, dead skin particles, that gets stuck underneath your fingernails when reaching inside your shorts to scratch that crack itch. this substance may perhaps be caused by sweat, forming a cream-like layer that can easily be removed.

bob: man i had the most insane itch in my crack and when i scratched it, there was a bunch of smelly gunk under my nails, i thought it was shit but it was like....soft dead skin..o_O

ned: yah man! looks like you got a case of bad buttcrack-plaque!

by jameseepoo December 2, 2010

Buttcock Utopia

A drug addict rat who lives in or around garbage cans.

dude, did you see that buttcock utopia over there?

by Waggerd April 22, 2009

Buttcheek on a stick

When something hurts really bad from an action.

“Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!”

by i’mprettycooliguess May 18, 2019

buttchink

1) An insult used when no other can be thought of or when all others have been used up.

2) One who is extremely clueless or unskilled, especially in the fields of mathematics and computers; the opposite of a geek or nerd

Joe is a buttchink for defining my word before I did.

"I got a t-shirt with pi on the front from ThinkGeek!"
"wat is pi"
"What!? You stupid buttchink!!!"

by no_one_2000 December 25, 2004

buttchicken

A person that is a bad DJ or you say it when you are mad at them

If some body hits you you say buttchicken instead of saying ow

by Rainbow loom April 13, 2014

buttcheek sonic

A character that is more powerful than any god. He is greater than jesus. He is faster than light. If you say bad stuff about him then trust me, you’re going to have a bad time.

Also you use this when you describe something more powerful than any god.

Timmy: Whatcha drawin’ there, Kyle?
Kyle: Oh, i’m drawing the strongest person ever, buttcheek sonic.
Timmy: Oh him? I don’t like him. He’s pretty ugly and fat.
Kyle: Take that fucking back or else *pulls out shotgun* i’ll blow your fuckin’ head off.
Timmy: Fuck you.

~ Fin

by wtf is a thanos May 27, 2019