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bumsponge

A sponge, generally used to wipe ones bumhole and often contains fecal matter.

The shit remains on the "bumsponge" for its entire life, similar to bumbaclot but a bit posher
Damian you fucking bumsponge! Give me my money
by Malcom shiddyarse February 28, 2017
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Dudi Bumms

Dudi Bumms is a (probably far-right) german YouTuber which destroys fortnite kids and other users. Much more information isn't given except that he was 21 years old in early 2019 and lived somewhere in saxony.
"Ey hast du schon das neue video von Dudi Bumms gesehen?"
"Nein, um was geht es da?"
"Er hat mal wieder fortnitekinder zerstört!"
by Dudi Bumm's brother May 30, 2023
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bumsauce

The slightly moist feeling between one's buttocks, specially around the anus generally felt on a hot day, after a day of heavy bum burping or after exercise. Bumsauce is not mearly sweat but actual secretion from the bum and is normally quite smelly. Also called sebum.
Note: this is NOT the same as the squits.
My goodness Mavis, you've got quite a beefy arse this evening. Best you wipe off the bumsauce with your knickers before I go down on you.
by Steven D November 20, 2006
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bumsac

The black slimey stuff on your feet from hockey skates after skating in them.
There's bumsac all over my feet
by John Fergusen August 18, 2007
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bumscrubber

1. Like a toothbrush for your ass hole; it scrubs the crustified dung off of one's ass hairs while providing a sandpaper-esque feeling on the soft tissue of your rectum

2. Any bristled object used to clean a dirty homeless invalid, against his or her will, while they lay half-dead beside a trash heep asking for spare change

3. A sand paper covered dildo for use by any man or woman who either likes the feeling of blood running out of his or her butt, has lost all feeling in the anal cavity due to excess butt-dildo-use and therefore needs the bumscrubber for any sort of titilating stimulation, or really just likes a very clean and irritated inner anus
I went to the radiologist the other day for an x-ray and they found that bumscrubber I lost a couple weeks ago.

"Come here you dirty bum and get your scrubbin," said the angry bum hater. "Oh no, not the bumscrubber, it hurts so bad!" said the dirty bum.
by bumscrubber September 23, 2009
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Bumshits

A horrid ass smell from when a Homeless person shits their pants can cant replace or wipe his ass thus resulting the worst smelling shit ever have been smelt before. Can also be used for a term for having to take a shit severly bad to the breaking point where your about to shit you pants literally.
"Dude get out of the bathroom i got the bumshits."

"you like 2 girls 1 cup? your gonna love my bumshit soup."
by Jewdip November 11, 2009
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Bumskies

Dude 1: Fuck man, today my girl wouldn't fucking blow me off.
Dude 2:Bumskies.
by hidden_assailant February 5, 2010
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