Randy Bullet

Some Dude from the uk who shagged the queen

"Its randy bullet randy bullet"

by Topdog2113 November 3, 2020

Bullet With Butterfly Wings

One kick ass motherfucking song by Bily Corgan and the Smashing Pumpkins, the Gods of 90's alternative music.

Despite all my rage
I am still just a rat in a cage

by Mike Lofthouse April 12, 2004

myspace bulletin whore

Usually a female who is on myspace any free minute they get and repost every bulletin to cross their page. It is usually the most annoying friend on your list.

My last 20 bulletins are from the same person, what a myspace bulletin whore.

by KashMoneySTL August 10, 2006

Shit Bullet

A Shit Bullet is a piece of poo poo that shoots out of your anus with such force, that is splashes dirty toilet water all over your butt and even onto the bathroom floor. These tend to be small pieces that can slip out with a lot of force.

(Man 1) Hey man, I need some bleach and an old towel. (Man 2) Why? (Man 1) Because I just shot out a Shit Bullet and now there is shit all over the floor and mirror. (Man 2) Damn it dude! Every time you come over here you leave me with that same nasty surprise! Have you ever thought about eating something called FRUIT?! Or something with Fiber in it?

by the2ndflood September 26, 2008

bullet dick

A word created by thehodgetwins. Adj. Used to describe a dude with a Lethal (bullet) dick.

Girls love dudes with bullet dicks.

Joe - I hit that pussy all night long
Steve - Did she ask for more "bullet dick"?

Courtney - I want him to give me his bullet dick.

by JamesVanderbeet November 23, 2011

Dodged a Bullet

When you end a relationship with someone whom you didn't knock up.

I dodged a bullet by not knocking up my ex.

by shyguy88 October 30, 2022

Bulletin Whore

A person (usually female), who is on your myspace.com friends list, who posts an unholy amount of bulletins, until every bulletin you see is from that person. These bulletins are usually incredibly pointless, and consist of at least one of these things:

-Random outbursts, talking about how much they hate "drama".
-Begging for picture comments.
-"Talk.. <3"
-Telling people about how they had fun hanging out with their friends that day. As if any sane person really gives a shit.
-Announcements of new: about me, pictures, blog, headline, display name, music section, who I'd like to meet, etc.
-Random song lyrics (usually to a really retarded song).
-Conversations with the poster's friend(s), because they don't have the common sense to use the message or comment function.
-A survey detailing points of your life that nobody gives a fuck about.
-Bragging about how they got a new phone, camera, iPod, etc.
-The ultimate "shoot-me-in-the-head-right-now" breed of bulletins, chain letters. These usually are comprised of a stupid, made-up story about someone dying, and how their ghost will come back to murder you if you don't repost. They can also be about some horrendously sappy love story ending with "REPOST THIS AS "AWW" AND U WILL GET KISSED BY UR CRUSH ON FRIDAY; IF U DONT REPOST, U WILL BE A VIRGIN FOR THE NEXT SEVEN YEARS AND SEVEN DAYS".

Here's some great (real) examples of bulletin whores:

Subject: at (censored)'s
Body: fdsfjsodiufsjfos leaving sooooooooooooooooooon :}

Subject: COMMENT MY NEW PIX
Body: xomment my new pix

Subject: hehehehe
Body: yooooo like the stupid ccd took my phone away like wtf shes not my mom but itsk i forgive her hahahahahakkkk almost homeeeee talk onlineee or txtttt yeeeeeyyyy

Subject: helllllllllo
Body: talk to me <3

Subject: so waht do u do..
Body: when u kno what is bad for u
is what u want..

by I Will Kill You December 15, 2008