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Blowjob Buffet

A Thai whore seductively saunters back and forth just prior to dropping to her knees. She then begins rapidly massaging her jaw with both hands to warmup and loosen the jaw muscles. (Note: this technique is to ensure adequate performance in the event a penis with unusally large girth is on the buffet.). Following the jaw massage, she immediately assumes a cat-like, though straddled kneeling stance. With both hands, she begins violently pawing at the two guys on the sides while gulping the guy in the middle. This process is repeated as she works her way down the buffet, which is obviously "all you can eat."
Leia the Thai whore really worked the blowjob buffet through the hotel lobby."
by Shake That Bear! August 26, 2013
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British Buffet

To eat sushi off the naked body of your partner.
Hey do you want to grab dinner tonight? Sorry I can't. I'm going to a British buffet.
by Flatulent Mascot April 1, 2017
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1 Bullet

A term used to describe the person you hate most in the world. I.e. If you only had 1 bullet to kill one person in the world.
Boy : Man I hate that fat cunt. He is definitly my 1 Bullet
by Colm.. December 27, 2008
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dodged that bullet

If someone has dodged a bullet, they have successfully avoided a very serious problem.
Oh my lord! I just found out that my ex just had his second illegitimate baby. Dodged that bullet!
by Wishon March 30, 2010
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bulletin-whore

someone on myspace who leaves an infinite number of bulletins on myspace to the point u cannot keep up with them and they are basically the same thing rephrased.
There goes Joe again telling us about his party on Friday this is probably his 23rd bulletin.....damn bulletin-whore.
by leovenus1977 January 7, 2009
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bullet ploof grass

Iamwildcat said in a video with vanossgaming "we should have hid behind the bullet ploof grass. I just had a dyslexic moment."
Hey man i just installed some bullet ploof grass
by YaboiRick May 10, 2018
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Marmite bullethole

I wiped all the butt chutney from my marmite bullethole.
by Original Steve September 30, 2007
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