IT'S PAST YOUR BEDTIME

IT'S PAST YOUR BEDTIME

Literally nobody:

Mom: IT'S PAST YOUR BEDTIME

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 29, 2021

Reading Grandma A Bedtime Story

To masturbate while eating out old women-also known as playing Counter Strike.

Man, go read grandma a bed time story.

by DIE May 28, 2003

bedtime porn

ASMR ( listening to it before/while sleeping)

ASMR is bedtime porn

by 035173 November 29, 2021

Facebook-Bedtime

A certain time, usually around 11-12PM when you refuse to check any more of your facebook notifications.

Guy1: dude, i just tagged you in a photo, check it out!

Guy2: Ugh, ill check it tomorrow, it's way past my Facebook-bedtime.

by BaconSauce August 29, 2010

bedtime heroe

associated with wet dream, dream of this person, have wet dreams everytime

dude my bedtime heroe is bruce willis

by savannah anatomy January 28, 2007

Pumpkin Bedtime

The early bedtime observed by exemplary white guys in order to avoid "pumkinfication" and other undesirable consequences (e.g. fistapalooza)

Sax Mhaffer's pumpkin bedtime is 11:30pm.

by Julian_Chanco June 23, 2011

Bedtime story

When you cover your dick with peanut better and jelly mixed together and let your dog lick it off.

When you break out the jar of peanut butter mixed with jelly and get a bedtime story and let your dog lick it off.

by Lotsolols June 7, 2018