Brunette Moment 

Like a blond moment except ditzer and classier.. to be used when you simply lose your train of thought

"Oh my god i'm so srry i didn't call you back, i had a massive Brunette Moment

Brunette Moment by Pasta April 16, 2007

Brunette Stereotype 

Some people feel that brunettes are too common or plain and prefer the uniqueness that comes with dating a blonde or a redhead. They make up 60% of the population which is why many times they go unnoticed. Others think that many brunette women are stuck up and snobby. While this may or may not be the case, it proves that brown haired people have stereotypes too.

Boy #1: "Omg look at that hot brunette dude."
Boy #2: "Which one? There's so many. Now there's a sexy blonde over there..."
Boy #1: -sigh- "A perfect example of a brunette stereotype."

Brunette Stereotype by BeautifulDisasterxox August 10, 2010

brunette bitch 

The most commom sluts alive. People belive blondes are the bitches, but the truth is that brunettes are the real cheap/easy sluts who will sleep with anyone (even black people) just to try to "show" people they're better than blondes. Pitiful.

Guy 1: Dude! Last night I fucked a brunette bitch! She even sucked my dick for free!

Guy 2: Oh, you're lucky, they're the cheapest. I lost lots of money for the blonde one!

Guy 1: Hahaha, that's your fault, told you brunettes were cheaper!

Guy 2: Yeah, I know, next time I'mma fuck one ;)

brunette bitch by thisisqwerty November 25, 2013

brunette juliette 

Like a dizzy blonde, but of the brown haired variety.

"I can't believe she said that, she's such a brunette juliette!"

brunette juliette by MissGvious July 20, 2008

Brunette (girl) 

alternate slang (molly), MDMA, MDA, with the appearance of a white/ beige/ brown crystalized powder or rock. usually capsulized.

"sup with that brunette?" (do u have molly?)

"its all good, shes here, come thru." (i got it, come over)

Brunette (girl) rather than that white (girl)

Brunette (girl) by Dniking October 15, 2017

brunette bombshell

Something that just doesn't exist.

If you google "brunette bombshell", google's response will be "Did you mean: blonde bombshell"?

brunette bombshell by thisisqwerty November 28, 2013

Burning brunette 

Get a bald headed gay boy to fill up his ass with a full bottle of Sriracha sauce. He then throws himself in the middle of your circle jerk ass up and head down so he looks like a volcano. He screams fill me up. After the entire group has unloaded in him, he explodes like a volcano spewing the sriracha and sperm all over everyone that participated. Don't worry, he gives everyone a tongue bath before they leave, he never wastes a drop. The burning brunette is a true dumpster

That dirty ass mother fucker gave everyone a burning brunette the other night and even licked the walls.

Burning brunette by deeksdeeks May 1, 2020