she has bruises on her knees

It means that she is a hoe that has been sucking dick behind the staples

She has bruises on her knees

by Qwedswdjshdj February 10, 2017

Micro Bruiser

A small, yet powerful penis

Phrank was packing a real micro bruiser.

by BruiserMH December 10, 2014

cruiser bruiser

A game where you slug someone whenever you see a PT Cruiser on the road. Similar to slug bug.

Cruiser Bruiser! No backs!

by Slugger August 28, 2004

Beer bruises

Mystery bruises caused by a night out with the beer monster, which you have NO MEMORY AT ALL of obtaining.

Particularly impressive when found on the face, possibly from calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone.

Ouch, what the hell was I doing last night!? And where am I? And why is there diced carrot in my hair!?

by ..WiL May 24, 2005

booze bruise

bruises that mysteriously appear after a night of heavy drinking

Dude, I must have been partying pretty hard last night cuz I have a wicked crop of booze bruises this morning.

by MaggieMegs April 21, 2007

Bruiseshipping

A pairing between two gay ass boys.
One is in denial and dates a whore to forget his gay thoughts.
The other is super gay and cant even hide it.
He’s also depressed.

“I read this mega gay Bruiseshipping fanfiction yesterday”

by Yeahihatemyself February 21, 2019

bruise-cut

A bruise with a cut on top of it. It may or may not bleed. This particular injury is usually associated with core sports activity.

<a man skateboarding falls> Dude what you'd get... a bruise-cut?

by Jorden Elliott May 4, 2008