broomstick marriage

When you’re living the married life, but you both do not want to be legally married.

“Its giving broomstick marriage”
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"Broom stick marriage….It not only symbolizes the sweeping away of evil, past loves and the old you, but it also represents jumping into a new life together and setting up your household."
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Timmy said “Online I read many cultures practice broomstick marriage” Dad said “BAD Timmy you need your marriage leGaLlY binding with biG bRotHer!”

by Supermariobongrip January 20, 2024

jump the broomstick

Holding hands and jumping over a broomstick laid on the ground is a ritual in the presence of family and friends that is akin to the vow of marriage.

Susanna and Johnny will jump the broomstick tonight so plan to make merry all night long!

by Hummingbird100 April 7, 2022

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by FrenchVanillaSake March 1, 2025

Broomstick Bandit

Term for someone involved in shoving a broomstick in the ass of another.

"Yeah man didn't you hear that the Broomstick Bandits got him?"

by Big Chub Chub November 16, 2022

Texas Broomstick

When you put a dildo up your ass and you have to shit out the dildo

Jake Ryan’s ass was so sore last night because he told me he did the Texas broomstick

by 2RYDIZZLE December 2, 2017

meditation upon a broomstick

When someone shoves a broomstick into their anus, as if it was a dildo.

"Who's up for some meditation upon a broomstick?" asked John.
"I bet that will feel good!" said Mary.

by coleslaw696969 September 6, 2017

Broomsticking

When you have sex with a female with a massive bush and you look down and your cock looks like a “broomstick”.

Hey man, did you fuck Kelsey last night? Yeah man but I was totally “broomsticking”

by Gansy December 5, 2019