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Baltimore Broil

The Baltimore Broil is different from other defecation terms in that it involves baking the load.

Take a huge smash on a metal cookie tray, and place it in your preheated oven. Broil. It's done when the paint starts peeling off the walls.
I invited my girlfriend over for the first time forgetting the baking that was well underway.

Girlfriend: Oh jesus, what's that horrible smell?
Me: I totally forgot I've got a Baltimore Broil baking away in the oven. It's nearly ready. Would you like some?
by GrossFactor March 21, 2014
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boilties

The money one gets from suing a company after being burned by a hot beverage.
I've been living off my boilties ever since I spilled McDonald's coffee on myself in 1999.
by Ben Wang July 7, 2008
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BK Broiler

Dutch Oven Genre: But one actually excretes a turd while under an activated electric blanket.
Kerry awoke to realize her nightmare about her snorkeling diarrhea made her poop in bed. Always a quick thinker, she cranked up the electric blanket to 9 and pulled the blanket over her husband's head, rendering a fresh BK Broiler.
by DanderPander April 24, 2011
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Broiler

A broiler is the ultimate buzzkill. The derivation being the BK from Buzzkill and the BK Broiler sandwich from Burger King. Hence instead of just saying BK, you say Broiler instead. Made famous by JLJ from PC Deathsquad.
Dude, I dropped a whole twelver of brew and it broke...dude thats fully on the broiler tip.
by John Lockjaw aka JLJ aka Mr X January 19, 2008
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broitto

Noun: A burrito prepared by, or served to, bros.
1: I'm going to get a broitto from my bro over there.
2: I'm making a broitto for my bro over there.
by Trerry November 29, 2014
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brolit

When you're so drunk, you start to act like a fraternity brother
Cenk was so brolit on TYT Old School last night he ran around the stage naked and flexing his guns
by Slixx April 6, 2019
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Double Broiler

A tandem Dutch Oven. When two people simultaneously fart under the covers and then wrestle to see who can escape first.
I tried to dutch oven my girlfriend but she turned it into a double broiler.
by Jan Jaap van der Wal October 23, 2012
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