programmer

a term that refers to a nocturnal machine that turns keyboard strokes into errors and infinite headaches at 3am everyday.

"I'm a programmer."
"go git commit die"
"ok"

by acnhkid November 30, 2021

geek of programmers

- noun a number of visually impaired, asthetically loathsome primates lacking in female genital contact, involved in the production of software generally during daylight hours, while group lunar activities are primarily isoloted to journeys through cyber dimensions, more commonly referred to as a 'WOW raid'.

Sally: 'WTF? Look at those dweebs'

Peter: 'It's a geek of programmers, give em a break - they were born that way...'

by Concerned evolutionist April 18, 2011

the programmer

The person at your place of business who subtly or not so sublty manipulated events for his own amusement. Often instigates encounters with the likes of the goat and koliyah.

Hey koliyah, why do you think I am the programmer?

Who says I think that?

Everybody, I heard you say it.

How did you hear me?

by Nottobrite September 19, 2005

Brogramming

The act of coding in between workout exercises

"You gonna hit the gym this week?"
"Nah..I was planning to be brogramming this week"

by madJooScientist September 12, 2011

computer programmer

A person who designs and writes (codes) computer programs that are then compiled using a compiler, which produces object code (AKA code) and an executable.

Software developers hire many computer programmers to create numerous applications and games for them.

by Soulsphere May 7, 2008

Programmer

Someone without a life.

Me to my friends: I am a programmer
My friends: Wow, you really don’t have a life do you?

by Necro-boomer 1.0 December 4, 2020

programmer art

Extremely poor quality meshes, textures, or other resources used in video games, which are created by programmers instead of real artists.

Propfan's tree is the worst programmer art ever.

by Crusher June 28, 2004