tea brewer

tea brewer is someone who is full of information about things and tells the truth about what is happening around town, as in someone spilling the latest gossip from the streets.

Let's go ask Johnny what he heard about the fight since he is the original tea brewer in the neighborhood.

by lawdawg5 October 31, 2015

Greenhouse breed

Like plants that are grown in a greenhouse, can't manage wind or rain. Greenhouse breed humans can't manage different opinions or points of view. They are easily offended by anything, and in most cases, are narrow-minded.

Yesterday I talked with Bob, and he got offended because I didn't like someone's T-shirt. He is such a greenhouse breed.

by Urban immortal June 21, 2021

breeder family

A family headed by a heterosexual couple, generally with children or regarded as having a sexual relationship capable of reproduction.

"It is beyond the American Family Association's charter to promote respect for ALL families. Recognizing rights of members of families headed by same-sex couples confers special rights over each and every bonafide breeder family."

by philw November 30, 2013

breeding hips

a woman whose hips are a little on the wider side, perfectly for breeding kids

wife: "honey, do you think my hips will spread a lot when i get pregnant?"

husband: "no sweetie, you've got perfect breeding hips"

by sinister mistress March 1, 2010

breedist

A breedist is somewhat like a racist only they aggravate animals instead of people by how they were bred.

Melinda: "I hate mutts, they're like fake imitations of Shih Tzu's."

Tatiana: "Omigod! You're such a racist."

Melinda: "Dogs have races?"

Tatiana: "Fine. You're a 'breedist' then."

by the scribbler May 18, 2009

breeder's privilege

using your child or children as a reason to not fulfill social or work-related obligations.

"Why isn't Tom at the board meeting?"

"Breeder's privilege. His youngest is sick."

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Jane opted out of the baby shower and gave breeder's privilege as an excuse.

by ms nasty October 2, 2009

breeder goggles

metaphorically worn by women of child-bearing age whose actions are dictated by the deafening ticking of their biological clocks; they make the wearer blind to obvious shortcomings of potential mates and instead disproportionately illuminate qualities which will produce attractive and clever children

She must be wearing breeder goggles to seriously consider marrying that ego-maniac!

by Indigospark October 22, 2010