breaching turtle

noun; Known regionally as "mustachious dollarous amphibious," the breaching turtle is a somewhat timid creature that can be commonly found relaxing stage-side at area strip clubs. It is not uncommon to see anywhere between 2-5 breaching turtles occupying the same dimly lit corner. The breaching turtle spends most of its time with its head safely concealed within its t-shirt-like shell (*note: breaching turtles have the ability to remain submerged for up to as many as 3 Def Leppard songs). A breaching turtle will remain concealed until its insatiable appetite for titty resin causes it to burst forth, craning its long neck in the direction of its prey. The breaching turtle utilizes a dollar bill held firmly between its nose and mouth to lure in the stripper it desires. Upon having titties rub in its face, the breaching turtle may linger for several more sets of titties before quietly retreating back into its shell. On rare occasion, breaching turtles may emerge to particularly large, old, or ugly strippers upon which the breaching turtle will hastily recede back into the safety of its 100% cotton shell (see "frightened turtle")

"Did you see Chris last night?"

"Yeah man! He waited through like two whole dances before totally going breaching turtle on that one with the phat azz and big ole tit-tays!"

by mustachious dollarous June 26, 2014

breach of trust

1. When you don't hold to an oath or promise made and no longer have right to it

2. A social disgrace

3. When you put an in the know on a need to know

4. When you dont keep secrets that aren't yours to share

Girl: I can't believe you told them private things and didnt tell me! That was a total breach of trust. You took an oath to be a secret keeper! Not to keep secrets! As a matter of fact, you are no longer beneficial or trustworthy as far as I'm concerned.

Other girl: It was a mistake and wrong for me to do that to you.

Girl: Yeah, you fucked up big time.

by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015

breach main

VALORANT : it's a myth or a legend but it's been scientifically proven that a breach main does not exist in our timeline

Doctor Strange - I've seen 14 000 605 possible outcomes.
Valorant Player - In how many breach main actually exists?
Doctor Strage - One.

by crackedbaiterjett August 23, 2022

Dirty Breach

Just after a women takes a shit and before wipping you have anal sex with her.

I just dirty breached that chick

by ass ponnder July 3, 2012

Door Breacher

The door breacher is the designated guy in the group who makes first contact with the ladies. He is proficient in finding ways to either enter their conversation without them knowing or “accidentally” corralling a group of ladies to bring them closer to his group of guys. Every group of guys has a door breacher. He is funny, charming and gives off a safe vibe crucial for initiating contact with the opposite sex. He also specializes in pick up lines, dad jokes and other phrases that females will not dismiss initially. The door breacher is only as good as his stack though, without a proper team of guys behind him the mission can go awry.

“See that group of girls over there.. Teddy is the best door breacher we got, let’s send him in first”

by Officer Apollo April 11, 2019

Whale Breach

When a male pulls his pants down during a zoom call and jumps up, effectively flashing his dick to the entire class.

The into-view, out-of-view act resembles a majestic whale breach, blink and you'll miss it.

"Dude, I told Steve I'd give him 50 bucks if he did a Whale Breach and he did!"

by Stinky Link January 26, 2021

BreachGod

famously known twitter eGod niggas lookin up to

BreachGod the breachgod that breachypoo pack smoking that BreachGod

by BreachGod November 4, 2018