Brares

1. Noun-Derived from the Greek god Ares, god of war. He is the angry bro who likes starting fights, being the alpha male, and prefers the bro sport football over the bro sport lax. He enjoys whiskey to beer, gets into fights on facebook, and generally thinks he is THE shit, all the while, still gets too many girls (even if they are all brohoes) so that he can mantain his level of cockiness and think hes a god. Often have friends brositting them. Not to be confused with Broseidon

Dude 1: Did you watch Tool Academy on VH1 last night?

Dude 2: Yeah that one guy who takes his shirt off every chance he gets cracks me up. He thinks hes the coolest thing ever

Dude 1: Haha yeah seriously hes such a Brares

by Brares god of facebook September 26, 2009

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brarara

Noise verb makes that sounds like a wookie

uh duhj um shchthith ... brarara

by verb and pronunsijunction and shorts July 5, 2003

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brarely

This is a mix between barely and rarely. It means that you barely do anything rarely...in bed. So pretty much it means you are a wild ass and that you give your lady lots of yonky jas.

Man, I was all kinds of brarely last night with your mom...and your sister...at the same time...twice.

by Luke Short March 18, 2005

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brare

to say something or someone is brare is to say it is bad/awkward/ horrible/ anything negative

that was brare man

by Special Kae February 16, 2010

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brarms

This is a similar problem to cankles and gunt where someone's arms merge seemlessly into their breasts. Normally an afliction peculiar to women, but not necessarily, depending on the presence of moobs.

She could have looked good in the strappy top, had it not been for her brarms.

by Babywarbbit January 2, 2005

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