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Branden Calhoun

Being butthurt means being aggravated, pissed off, or bugged over something completely trivial. Usually when people are butthurt they are really dramatic about it. Most people like to laugh at or even mock the annoyance of butthurt people because their reasoning for being so butthurt is ridiculously stupid.
Guy 1: Typical Chandler is "Branden Calhoun" again about us drinking one of his beers and hiding his bike.

Guy 2: Yeah, he was really Branden Calhoun" last night when he lost beer pong and I called him a little bitch.

Guy 1: When will Chandler ever learn to take a joke?

Guy 2: Who cares? Its funny.
by CigarilloDino November 18, 2016
mugGet the Branden Calhounmug.

Branden

A man who is completely and totally in love with Kala, and who also will never leave her or be sick of her.
Wow, he really cares about Kala… he’s a total Branden.
by captainCobalt March 6, 2024
mugGet the Brandenmug.

Branden Calhoun

Being butthurt means being aggravated, pissed off, or bugged over something completely trivial. Usually when people are butthurt they are really dramatic about it. Most people like to laugh at or even mock the annoyance of butthurt people because their reasoning for being so butthurt is ridiculously stupid.
Guy 1: Typical Chandler is "Branden Calhoun" again about us drinking one of his beers and hiding his bike.

Guy 2: Yeah, he was really Branden Calhoun" last night when he lost beer pong and I called him a little bitch.

Guy 1: When will Chandler ever learn to take a joke?

Guy 2: Who cares? Its funny.
by CigarilloDino November 18, 2016
mugGet the Branden Calhounmug.

Branden price

Paying fully inflated price for a product.
I need to put gas in my car but I don't want to pay the Branden price.
by Brett Birdsall March 7, 2022
mugGet the Branden pricemug.

Branden

A bald white man who’s signature style, used to include a baseball cap
“Branden always wears that baseball cap so he doesn’t get a sunburn on his bald head
mugGet the Brandenmug.

Branden

Branden is the most perfect guy in the world. He’s sweet, a goof ball, loveable, and all around the best guy you could meet. Branden is a quiet guy in public but around you or his friends he’s a burst of energy. Branden is unlike anyone you’ve ever met. He is super funny and you see no flaws in him, only perfection.
“Branden is amazing
by your bestie grace August 19, 2019
mugGet the Brandenmug.

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