Being butthurt means being aggravated, pissed off, or bugged over something completely trivial. Usually when people are butthurt they are really dramatic about it. Most people like to laugh at or even mock the annoyance of butthurt people because their reasoning for being so butthurt is ridiculously stupid.
Guy 1: Typical Chandler is "Branden Calhoun" again about us drinking one of his beers and hiding his bike.
Guy 2: Yeah, he was really Branden Calhoun" last night when he lost beer pong and I called him a little bitch.
Guy 1: When will Chandler ever learn to take a joke?
Guy 2: Who cares? Its funny.
Guy 2: Yeah, he was really Branden Calhoun" last night when he lost beer pong and I called him a little bitch.
Guy 1: When will Chandler ever learn to take a joke?
Guy 2: Who cares? Its funny.
by CigarilloDino November 18, 2016

A man who is completely and totally in love with Kala, and who also will never leave her or be sick of her.
by captainCobalt March 6, 2024

Being butthurt means being aggravated, pissed off, or bugged over something completely trivial. Usually when people are butthurt they are really dramatic about it. Most people like to laugh at or even mock the annoyance of butthurt people because their reasoning for being so butthurt is ridiculously stupid.
Guy 1: Typical Chandler is "Branden Calhoun" again about us drinking one of his beers and hiding his bike.
Guy 2: Yeah, he was really Branden Calhoun" last night when he lost beer pong and I called him a little bitch.
Guy 1: When will Chandler ever learn to take a joke?
Guy 2: Who cares? Its funny.
Guy 2: Yeah, he was really Branden Calhoun" last night when he lost beer pong and I called him a little bitch.
Guy 1: When will Chandler ever learn to take a joke?
Guy 2: Who cares? Its funny.
by CigarilloDino November 18, 2016

by Brett Birdsall March 7, 2022

by ♡☂♪NAE♪☂♡ June 29, 2021

Branden is the most perfect guy in the world. He’s sweet, a goof ball, loveable, and all around the best guy you could meet. Branden is a quiet guy in public but around you or his friends he’s a burst of energy. Branden is unlike anyone you’ve ever met. He is super funny and you see no flaws in him, only perfection.
“Branden is amazing”
by your bestie grace August 19, 2019
