Brainbroken

Instead of heartbroken it’s brainbroken because your heart has nothing to do with feelings, just blood. So the brain controls the feelings so you’re brainbroken

Person-“she broke up with me, I’m brainbroken bro’”

by Swagtrolls123 May 29, 2019

brainological

someone who has no idea what their doing but thinks they do.

all my friends are brainological

by mickeymouse79 March 3, 2021

alastor.brainrot

the coolest mf alive <3 fuckin awesome mf

alastor.brainrot is the coolest mf to exist

by amonguscumballs September 9, 2021

brainfreeze

When you (a male) are having sex with someone's ear and you splooge all into the person's ear.

I brainfreezed my girlfriend last night.

by Assman Bob February 21, 2004

Mak brainrot

Mak brainrot is where you suffer from always thinking about the name Mak, it is always on your mind and never leaves.

“I am suffering from mak brainrot right now.”
“cool, same.”

by slaywgays May 26, 2022

Brainrot

I word I'm just defining so that Bible is correctly referenced.

Microsoft, organized religion, prime-time TV, and the pamphlets your USMC recruiter gave you are all brainrot for the masses.

by SgtMaj of the Hufftallion September 26, 2004

brainfreeze

when its so cold out, and you ejaculate, the skeet freezes on the head of your dick.

Tyrone: Man, it's so cold I'mma bout to have a brainfreeze
Alan: Me and Shawna were having sex in the park last night, and I brainfreezed it was so cold.

by Jonathan Shaw March 2, 2008