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Back Door Braggart

n. A person who states a problem that they have with the express intention of letting everyone know how awesome they think they are, revealing their douche baggery to all.

v. Back Door Bragging: The act of expressing a false statement in order to set up the conversation to prove how (seemingly) fantastic the subject finds themselves.

effect: typically leads to eye rolls and general annoyance with subject.
Sarah: Lets go check out the new mall!

Lisa: Oh I hate clothes shopping anymore. Since I've been working out I can never find anything that fits because my waist is too tiny and my tits are too big. Life is so unfair!

Sarah: You're such a back door braggart, Lisa. Go fuck yourself.
by Jescati August 14, 2010
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One Stone Tea Bagger

Someone who rests their one testicle on another person's face, while they are asleep/passed out.
Eric was a notorious Tea Bagger, but when fate interviened, Eric was left with One Stone......eventually making him the one and only One Stone Tea Bagger
by thesnake3h February 22, 2009
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Douche Bagger Vance

Douche Bagger Vance is a derogatory term referring to a golfer who is always talking a big game and/or representing himself as better then he actually is. Derived from the Will Smith golfing movie Bagger Vance.
Matt: Steve told me he shot a 68 yesterday
Tom: I was there, he shot a 94
Matt: Wow, that guy is a real Douche Bagger Vance
by Joker25 January 5, 2008
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paper bagger

A girl who the only way you'd have sex with them is if they wore a paper bag on their head. See also one bagger, two bagger, or three bagger
Cohort A: That girl has a nice body, but what a nasty face
Cohort B: Yep, definitely a paper bagger.
by Benny October 10, 2004
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two-bagger

A chick that is so ugly that you not only have to put a bag over her head before you fuck her, you put a bag over your own head as insurance in case her bag comes off.
It was "ugly lady night" at the bar last night and I brought a Two-bagger home with me.
by Crassanova August 28, 2003
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fat bagger

1. A girl who is both fat and a bagger; a Cleveland Brown who is chubby; a butterface with too much junk in the trunk: an overweight girl who is also ugly.

2. A hogger; guy who hooks up with a fat chick; a person who goes hogging and bags a fatty.
1. Eew, look at her - she's ugly as sin and weighs about 200 pounds. She's a fat bagger.

2. John nailed another fatty the other night. He's a fat bagger.
by PMax March 9, 2008
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bradger

/ˈbrajər/

Verb
When a University of Wisconsin alumnus brags to the people around him about how great the state of Wisconsin is. This is often done repeatedly and is incredibly annoying for anyone around him who is not from Wisconsin.

badger+braggart=bradger
Brad: "These cheese curds are nowhere near as good as the cheese curds from this restaurant in Wisconsin that you've never heard of."

Everyone else: "Stop bradgering us, Brad."
by draygons June 21, 2013
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