Ex-boyfriend

A bitch who either:
-cheated on you
-broke your heart

-erased all communication with you without saying anything

These are all examples of an asshole who really doesn’t deserve you.

-I can’t believe Jack was your ex-boyfriend, he is such a dick. You deserve better

by please.let.me.be.cheese December 13, 2021

Favorite ex boyfriend day

a day dedicated to your favorite ex boyfriend

sarah: happy favorite ex boyfriend day
ex boyfriend: lol thanks

by Broken simp September 6, 2020

Future Ex Boyfriend

Well... There may come a point in time in which a girl sits back and looks at her dearly beloved and thinks what was i thinking... Nose picking, rapid burping, greasy hair, strange obsessions... Get the fuck out... I'll give him a few weeks to build up to the crash.

Amber: Why the hell are you still dating that greasy haired, hoot picking freak?

Becki: Don't worry, getting rid of the bastard in a few weeks... He's my Future Ex Boyfriend.

by Beckiiiiiii August 11, 2010

cock sucking ex-boyfriend

stupid mother fucker who really had sexual feeling for his quazzi-moto-ish best friend, CAPTAIN OF HIS FLAG FOOTBALL TEAM, and whose fav. movie is the princess bride., and has no emotional backbone, taking less than 14 days to get over a 7 month relationship w/ his "love of his life"

JWH/ all gay ass fuckers who like the florida gators

by that girl who is prettier than you(mr.tinkles) October 16, 2003

My ex-boyfriend

A little gay jealous idiot whom left me without telling me.

By the way, if your reading this, fuck you. And I hope that skinny little bitch you found pleases you more than I ever did. I hate my ex-boyfriend.

by A normal person <3 August 15, 2023

crazy ex boyfriend

A boy that you have dated and broken up with and he has done some stupid stuff after or before the breakup that is insane.

My crazy ex boyfriend just slashed my tires and set fire to my garden

by Queen Elizabeth X| October 30, 2017

ex boyfriend

He told you he wanted to marry you on the fourth date. He quit college and told you to relax when you said you were concerned about their future. You'll feel guilty thinking about guys who actually take their girlfriends out after he stops wanting to go places. Before you know it some girl says she's dating him. The ex boyfriend isn't serious about marriage and has tons of ex girlfriends that you never knew about. He'll disappear from your life.

I should of known my ex boyfriend wasn't going to marry me but I had to learn the hard way.

by MCBL March 5, 2017