boxing the bald champ

For a male to chronically masterbate

Well i just need some lotion to get to boxing the bald champ

by SlaughterHouse35 March 18, 2016

Boxing Clever

To use inventive thinking above all other attributes in order to achieve an end goal.

Everyone thought that Tina would lose the debate for exposing her vulnerable side but her victory proves she was boxing clever.

by RogerRoger March 17, 2008

Boxing Day Eve

Commonly referred to as Christmas day

Dude, what you getting for Boxing Day Eve?

by mikmik12 December 29, 2011

boxing day

the best time for shopping. prices slashed considerably

fuck xmas shopping. i hate crowds and cant find what i want on ebay. ooh-looks like the post-xmas rush has started

by wonderfool December 21, 2003

Boxing Ring

A fivesome with four guys and a girl; four poles and a mat.

Krystal is such a slut. You know those guys who were with her? I heard they did a boxing ring after the party on Saturday.

by Neimo March 2, 2009

Boxing Helena

A 1993 film directed by Jennifer Lynch (David Lynch's daughter) about a top surgeon who is besotted with a beautiful woman who once ditched him. Unable to come to terms with life without her, he tries to convince her that they need each other. She has other ideas, but an horrific accident leaves her at his mercy. The plot is bizarre and perhaps sick at times, ending abruptly and with a twist.

An ambitious and disturbing film that was somewhat poorly executed when translated to the screen. A great movie to watch if you to feel inferior and pathetic about your relationships with women. An even better film if you ever went crazy desparately chasing something that never existed.

Let's watch Boxing Helena...I feel fucking terrible.

by expos November 30, 2005

boxing the jesuit

another term for the act of masturbation

"I caught mark boxing the jesuit"

by kramdonkey July 24, 2006