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bompin'

A descriptive word, used to comment on the busy-ness or craziness of a situation, usually meaning a lot of people. It can also be used to describe an item, meaning good, or cool. Most generally used as a replacement to the slightly outdated "rockin'". Best when used in conjuction with the word "rat" (assuming that rat=right).
"Man, this place is rat bompin'"
"Whoa, that's one bompin' shirt"
by Amby1122 September 11, 2006
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Bolmph-o-tronic-bolmph-o-matic-bolmpherizer-XL-GT-3400

A completely automated eletro-mechanical apparatus used for swift, sterile and efficient masturbation. The Bolmph-o-tronic-bolmph-o-matic-bolmpherizer-XL-GT-3400; or B.three-fo as it is known on the streets consist primarily of a polished titanium cylinder approximately 34 centimeters (14 inches) in length and 10 cm (4in) wide. Designed to slide over most human penises. At the end of this cylinder is a clear plastic tube like the kind film comes in. The second part of this invention is the chair which looks like a La-Z-Boy recliner with a metal trash can mounted on the side, motorcylce-like helmet that is pulled over your head, and a cup holder for your beer. When activated a number of micro sized hydraulics, servos and actuators that massage the penis in the same way a vagina would. The temperature and humidity inside the cylinder is also regulated. The helmet is pulled down over the user's head and he is immersed in a 3D environment where the brain scan reveals and creates his ultimate sexual fantasy. When the user ejaculates it is captured in a small plastic container that can be cryo stored for later or dumped in to the "trash can" where it is vaporized by a lazer that is powered by a pico matter/antimatter reactor.
This machine was created at Area 51 and believed to have been made from reverse engineered alien technology. It turns out the technology was actually human from the year 9595.

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by Koopa Troopa August 11, 2004
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bolmph uhrizer-XL-GT-9000

A completely automated eletro-mechanical apparatus used for swift, sterile and efficient masturbation. The Bolmph-o-tronic-bolmph-o-matic-bolmpherizer-XL-GT-3400; or B.three-fo as it is known on the streets consist primarily of a polished titanium cylinder approximately 34 centimeters (14 inches) in length and 10 cm (4in) wide. Designed to slide over most human penises. At the end of this cylinder is a clear plastic tube like the kind film comes in. The second part of this invention is the chair which looks like a La-Z-Boy recliner with a metal trash can mounted on the side, motorcylce-like helmet that is pulled over your head, and a cup holder for your beer. When activated a number of micro sized hydraulics, servos and actuators that massage the penis in the same way a vagina would. The temperature and humidity inside the cylinder is also regulated. The helmet is pulled down over the user's head and he is immersed in a 3D environment where the brain scan reveals and creates his ultimate sexual fantasy. When the user ejaculates it is captured in a small plastic container that can be cryo stored for later or dumped in to the "trash can" where it is vaporized by a lazer that is powered by a pico matter/antimatter reactor.
This machine was created at Area 51 and believed to have been made from reverse engineered alien technology. It turns out the technology was actually human from the year 9595.

Order yours in the next few minutes and get a free 30 day trial!. Money back gurantee!
by Yobastanker September 18, 2004
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Bowman

Carrier of the Bow and Arrow. Especially in Medieval Period. The most famous notation is “The Battle of Crecy” Where Bowmen triumph over the armoured Knights.
Robin Hood is a master Bowman
by Goyza July 5, 2009
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Boomper

A polite term for a person who is a big fat ass
Look at those Boomper’s waiting to cross the street there
by GuineaPigs4Life October 13, 2018
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Ramon bowman

A hardcore feminist who pays money to his best friend katie. His girlfriend is called Candice.
Ramon Bowman wasted his money on a random girl again today!
by Kinguu May 19, 2021
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A pharse by SUPA HOT FIRE to end a man's carrer but he is not a rapper
Check me out, Check me out I'm about to end this man's whole carrer but im not a rapper BOM BAM BAM BOP BADA BOMP BOOMP POW!!!!!

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by DAGOAT🐐🐐🔥🔥🔥 November 16, 2018
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