trouser bowser

When you shit yourself with such force it goes through your underwear. The term is from when Bowser ass stomps like in Mario 3 when you defeat him by making him ass stomp through the blocks.

I sneezed so hard I let loose a trouser bowser. I tried to to lift way too much and a trouser bowser was released.

by Bokro June 18, 2014

Filthy Bowler

A sexual act where a female gets into the fetal position and their partner sticks his/her thumb into the female's anus and thier middle and ring fingers into the females vagina. After the insertion is completed, the female must be lifted and brought to the nearest stairway and be rolled down the stairs, just like a bowling ball down the lane, hence the name "filthy bowler"

Person1: "Hey, you know craltan."

Person2: "Yeah, Why?"

Person1: "He gave Tammi the filthy bowler, isn't he cool?"

Person2: "Did he really? He is the coolest!!"

by slopass December 11, 2003

Bownership

Relating to the total financial cost of having sexual relationships, such as children, condoms, dinner and a movie, etc.

Before you slay that pussy, you need to consider the total cost of bownership.

by Dick Fucking Diggler May 8, 2015

Bowden Rodeo

A place that you don't want to be.

“The shitty bands on tonight’s bill are a real Bowden Rodeo”.

by myownbiggestfan May 3, 2021

borderhopper

Someone who crawled under or jumped over the border for the purpose of getting welfare.

Those borderhoppers are goin to san diego to get on welfare

by TonyRigatoni October 8, 2006

jumping the border

The act in which a male during vaginal intercourse with a women, attempts to insert his penis into the women's rectum, without her consent or knowledge. {The taint acting as a border or boundary line.}

Nick:"Did you get to stick it in her butt?"
Jon:"Ha ha! No I tried to jump the border, but she didn't go for it." {Jumping the border}

by AkiraDeathStar June 14, 2009

border jockey

Is a wetback that sneaks in to the US, gets drunk in some dive, gets busted during a raid, returned to Mexishithole and sneaks back in again

That Rosario is a real fucking border jockey.

by R Vasq December 15, 2008