borted

the mix of bored and exited. Borted, you are so excited for tomorrow,Christmas, Halloween, etc.
But you are waiting and you are so bored!

Ugh I’m going to Hawaii tomorrow, I’ve finished packing! But now I’m sitting here is really boring!
I’m so borted…

by sophs..dictionnary December 22, 2022

Borted

For example I’m going on vacation in 2 hours and I’m so exited, I’ve finished packing and I have nothing to do so I’m sitting here really bored and exited at the same time! Being borted makes 3 hours seem like 3 days.

I’m so exited to see my friends in 4 hours, im waiting for them but I have nothing to do while im waited. I’m borted!

by sophs..dictionnary November 21, 2022

Borts

Boy jorts, like how bussy is boy pussy

Nice borts man, really covers your buddy up

by Courier69 August 8, 2024

Bort

A small green frog with a straw hat.

Bort

Bort is adorable

Bortolemew doesn't like your attitude

by TheGamingWubba September 18, 2022

Borts

bussy shorts

yo you seen finsley walking through the hall after 1st period, his borts were poppin

by Ole' Balaclava April 22, 2023

Bort

A cars butthole

When a cat shows you it’s butthole, free bort

by Butterkup August 30, 2022

Bort

A player in an online game who displays such a profound lack of intelligence, awareness, or skill that they are indistinguishable from a poorly programmed AI bot.

Repeatedly makes the same obvious mistake

Has suspiciously robotic movement patterns but is somehow worse than actual bots

Types with grammar so broken it would embarrass a predictive text algorithm

Responds to in-game situations with completely inappropriate actions

May occasionally appear to experience brief moments of lucidity before reverting to bort behavior

"I watched a bort yesterday spend his entire gold savings on 400 wooden spoons, then try to build a house with them."
"I knew he was a bort when he kept throwing his rifle to enemies thinking it was a decoy grenade."

by the most correct man ever April 22, 2025