Ticking time bomb

It can used to describe the effects of the last words you said to your girlfriend before you broke up with her

Some guy: hey dude, you feeling alright?
another guy: no... I broke up with my gf
Some guy: well, what were your last words?
Another guy: My last words effected me like a ticking time bomb
Some guy: I didn’t ask how they affected you

by Somepieceofshitwitharms January 28, 2021

Russian Time Bomb

The act of filling a girls vagina with vodka, inserting a tampon, leaving it to soak for a predetermined amount of time, extracting the tampon, and sucking out the liquor all before you lose your boner.

Her: How long do you think you could last under a Russian Time Bomb?

Him: With or without viagra?

by Happyfun222 June 25, 2024

Dessert Time Bomb

When you cream-pie a woman anally, and you are waiting for her squat over your chest and take a shit.

Cameron came in her asshole, and patiently waited for his dessert time bomb.

by Westridge Boyz October 19, 2025

Time Bomb

Sitting on the toilet waiting for your explosive diarrhea to come out.

I wonder what Peter ate for dinner, he's in the toilet having another time bomb.

by LeilaSP March 25, 2019

Lamar St. Time Bomb

When a Whole Foods Market team member spends no less than 20min. of their shift taking a dump on company time.

Originated at the Lamar St. location in Austin, Tx when taking an extra long time in the bathroom trying to take a dump on the clock became such a normal occurance that it coined a phrase.

A: Where the hell the Groc team leader?! He's been goon for like an hour.
B: He's over in the produce bathroom settin' off a Lamar St. Time Bomb.
A: Again?

by Organikz October 10, 2009

Skeravian Time Bomb

A bomb that is disguised to look like Canadian to attract passers-by and people going to Victoria. This bomb is very dangerous so if you are in Canada and see someone suspicious then just stay away.

I am going to ask that man for instructions honey. No Jill said Bob I think that guy is actually a Skeravian Time Bomb or worse, a Rumpleton stink bottom.

by Youserfive January 27, 2010

Back Door Time Bomb

The game of chicken you play when you're fucking a chick in the ass that has diarrhea.

Safest to play this game away from the bed you plan on sleeping in.

Burt: Oh man, I'm gonna totally bend Alana over and fuck her in the ass!
Ernie: You better be careful dude, she had Taco Bell for lunch.
Burt: Time to play a little Back Door Time Bomb

by Nanars February 26, 2020