bodene

When something is really fucked up, or bogus as hell.

Guy 1: Have you seen "Two Girls, One Cup?"
Guy 2: Hell yeah, that shit was bodene!

by Bob E October 11, 2007

bolde

An American conservative, short for "Defender of Bolde Freedome." The extra e's are added on to make it look more stately; think "Ye Olde Curiosity Shoppe."

9 out of 10 Boldes think of Ann Coulter's body when they make love to their wife.

by Johnny Slick April 2, 2005

Bollen

When someone leans down and finds themselves staring at the ground and all of a sudden a tornado steals their attic.

Holy cow, that girl just experiences a Bollen

by CrazyBollen February 10, 2010

Boden Moment

Boden Moment:

Antonymes:

1. A humorously idiotic moment
2. An out of place remark with unknown intentions (tentatively of humorous or defensive nature,) that goes for the deepest insecurities of the receiver.

A Certified Boden Moment is the ultimate form of a Boden Moment: an undeniably Boden moment. It is such an awkward moment you pray for it to be a reference to masturbation instead.

“Do you ever think you’ll get a girlfriend?”
“is that a jo jo’s reference?”
“omfg BODEN MOMENT”
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“haha nice joke bro! My reply will be about how your dad left”.

by Boden Moment Definer June 20, 2020

Charlie Bowden

A Charlie Bowden is an absolute dickhead. He or she, only dates the most disgusting people, and always have so many pimples that it looks like a beard. Often inbred, and usually aborted, Charlie Bowdens are always sent to a boarding house because theyre parents hate them, also they often like to associate with the best of friends, usually brown people.

Gee, you really are a Charlie Bowden arent you?

by BruhBruhBruhBruhNibber June 16, 2019

Aliyah Bowden

The best friend anyone can have. She'll always have your back and make you laugh even on your shittiest day. She's gorgeous, smart, and absolutely hilarious. If you meet Aliyah Bowden, never lose her. Aliyah Bowden , if ur reading this, i love u so much and i'm so glad we met :)

Riley: "Hey, who is that?"
Noah: "ur fat fucking mom lmao"
Riley: *slaps noah* "no u fucking retard it's Aliyah Bowden"

by the meme faggot December 17, 2019

Augustine Bowden

A person who scrapes into conversations but chin first, dragging his giant hunchback in tow

Did you see Augustine bowden today?

Yes his hunchback was seen from the Hubble telescope

by The Hunchback of Notre Pilgrim October 15, 2020