Boinked

When you had a math test but you didn't know the answer to question six and your friend says that you are stressed and that makes you even more stressed and then your so stressed you don't know how to be stressed anymore and then your friend says you got boinked

ME: Ok Cookie why you so stressed out on that math tho
Cookie: Aight man I don't know how to do this question man
ME: you got BOINKED

by bonkers_420 May 10, 2019

boink

verb - transitive and intransitive: to fornicate

Intransitive: We boinked like frenzied rabbits.

Transitive: He boinked her incessantly.

by cybercownow October 2, 2005

boinklet

A sexual intercourse encounter resulting in ten thrusts or less.

That doesn't count baby, it was only a boinklet.

by revelator3116 July 6, 2016

blinkshit

Where you have to shit so bad when you blink you shit yourself.

"Oh shit dude I just had a blinkshit moment!!!"

by Mr.FuckMyDuckTittyBitch December 3, 2016

blinks.zero

a person who likes madness combat

blinks.zero likes madness combat

by emor from discord June 12, 2021

Che Bonks

Che Bonks is just another word for boobies!

(.)(.)

Me: Did you see the Che Bonks on Stacy's mom?
Larry: Yo that bitch got mad Che Bonks

by st.jimmayy August 3, 2011

JarJargon Binks

A person who shoves rare vocabulary words and unnecessary jargon down everyone's throats in an attempt to appear smarter. This usually just backfires, though, and they end up coming off as pretentious insecure doushebags who are trying too hard. It's cool to have a broad vocabulary --no one's saying it's not, but it's cooler to know how and when to use it.

Ted: What a splendiferous day! Isn't the day just serendipitously fortuitous?
Marvin: Slow your roll JarJargon Binks. You don't have to shove every big word you know into our conversation. You're trying too hard. Don't worry, we already know you're smart, it's why we hang out with you."

by fijiwateryoudoing January 19, 2015