swift boating

The act of discrediting a political opponent by making exaggurated or outrightly false claims about his/her character and past actions.

Coined from the 2004 US Presidential campaign, where the the conservative group Swift Boat Veterans for Truth aired a commercial criticizing democrat John Kerry's reputation as a war hero in Vietnam. It has since become a popular term with leftist journalists.

Jed: Sylva says she's against the war, but she has no idea about how much it protects our country. It's not like she actually earned her PhD in political science - her daddy has influence at that college.

Alex: Dude, stop swift boating my girlfriend!

by ItsumademoOtaku September 8, 2005

Tug Boating

The act of one gay male pressing his face into another gay mans buttocks and shaking his face left to right in an erratic way.

Waco - Our Waiter sure does have a nice ass...

Mariano - Damn, I sure would like to tug boat that!

Waco - Tug Boating for you tonight!

Mariano - or hopefully an alligator fuckhouse

by HomoNinja! August 20, 2011

Boxating

The new form of martial art created by former Tae-Bo sensation Adrian Talens. It combines boxing and masturbating. Common practice of boxating is at home.

Boxating will be an addition to millitary training as of 2004.

by Adrian Talens October 9, 2003

boocaking

Whenever you're talking or spending time with your boo.

Where the fudgecakes is Chris Crocker at?
He at his boyfriends', boocaking the bejeezus outta him!

by Boocaker June 13, 2010

borating

Another term used for "cock blocking". Used by people from Kazhakstan or people who look like Borat.

I'm borating this fag.

by SquibbleNess December 18, 2006

Banana Boating

the act of motor boating x1000

she banana boating(ed) him and his balls fell off
he banana boating(ed) her and her tits exploded

by NightHunter November 9, 2011

Face-boating

Showing off on Facebook by making extravagant and false claims, with the sole intent of showing off to one's peers when having nothing remotely interesting to say about his/her otherwise mundane existence.

David is face-boating, his status is "having lunch with Nelson Mandela."

by rhf123 July 1, 2008