Tyson Blowed

When you get so high that you get knocked out or the spins (dizzy). One of your eyes may looked bruised and swollen shut, just like if you were to get punched by Mike Tyson.

I'm freaking out!
No, your just Tyson Blowed.

by Socialr.com March 1, 2009

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get blowed

to snort/blow lines of cocaine.

I'm blowed! don't know how the fuck i'm gettin home!

holy shit man what a bad day...I'm gonna get blowed!

by luvinhos August 7, 2009

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All blowed out

All blowed out -
Definitions include: the feeling when you take a huge dump and your anus is stretched.

When I came out of the restroom I was all blowed out

by Pilgram May 16, 2015

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I’m Blowed

Florida Slang. Means “very mad or sad”

“Yo, You’re car’s not there, must’ve been towed”
“Wtf bro, I’m blowed as fuck i was here for an hour

by FROMDaTRAP July 5, 2019

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Scrate blowed

Being scared that you unknowingly Ate something that In time will ruin your stomach to where you have to blow up a toilet which ultimately leaves you feeling OWed.

Yo those tacos are gunna have me ”scrate blowed”

by MikeEasy July 22, 2018

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