Blort

A really nasty, looking facial pimple.

That's a quite a blort you have there, best you hide from the townspeople.

by Mumu1972 August 23, 2017

Blortch

When you think you are expelling gas, but it turns out you end end muddying your underwear

I BLORTCHED in my new jeans on the way home, and had to pull over and clean my ass with my socks!

by KingSausageBeast August 23, 2017

Blorfblisten

1. To ransack; to pillage and set fire to.

2. To destroy completely an totally.

3. To eat something fast, specifically like a swarm of locusts.

4. To sunnybum .

He left and began to blorfblisten the neighborhood the arsonist did.

by DysonBird November 7, 2019

blorf

a alien noise that originates from... well i dont really know where.

"that time i got winded by kagan, i made the noise 'blorf!'"

by shykai February 21, 2020

BLORT

another way to say fuck\fucker or ass

you blort, well blort

by kk09 February 2, 2022

BLORT

It is a new cuss word

What the blort is wrong with cussing

by Baconpastatortoise March 6, 2022

blooft

Blooft is Belgian slang for when you’re upset with someone, usually a stranger.Saying blooft to someone has a similar connotation as calling someone an idiot.

My friends and I were walking around Ghent, a stranger bumps into us and exclaims BLOOFT!

by Johnny Boy 2018 March 26, 2022