Late bloomer

Someone who is not in the in crowd.

I was always the 4'11 kid in my school, I even made a few appearances on the TV show Are you taller than a 5th grader my senior year of high school, just before graduation. After losing to about half the 5th graders that showed up and getting called the midget, I decided I would get even by outsmarting all these other kids. I felt so small at that point in my life. I made a lot of bad things happen to people at school that pissed me off back then, but I straightened out when I turned 18, and I started to straighten other people out who were imperfect sinners like me too. I broke a few noses, dodged a few bullets, turned a few tables, and did shit like that after turning 18 that I never got to do in my deprived childhood. By the age of 25 I had reached my true stature (one that would not get me laughed at) of almost 6 foot, but I realized nobody wanted to fuck me because they thought I was a loser. I always had a lot of catching up to do in life for being the late bloomer that I am. Females never took me seriously because I thought I looked like Kevin Costner though in reality they would make rivet sounds when I was in the same room with them, and they thought I was ugly and stupid and made them sick.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020

wedgie bloomers

Lady pants which are so tight they seem to be half lost up the wazoo.

Betty's wedgie bloomers are lashing her camel toe. Somebody call an ambulance.

by Moby Doug April 24, 2010

Late bloomer

Someone who is not in the in crowd.

I was always the 4'11 kid in my school, I even made a few appearances on the TV show Are you taller than a 5th grader my senior year of high school, just before graduation. After losing to about half the 5th graders that showed up and getting called the midget, I decided I would get even by outsmarting all these other kids. I felt so small at that point in my life. I made a lot of bad things happen to people at school that pissed me off back then, but I straightened out when I turned 18, and I started to straighten other people out who were imperfect sinners like me too. By the age of 25 I had reached my true stature (one that would not get me laughed at) of almost 6 foot, but I realized nobody wanted to fuck me because they thought I was a loser. I always had a lot of catching up to do in life for being the late bloomer that I am. Females never took me seriously because I thought I looked like Kevin Costner though in reality they would make rivet sounds when I was in the same room with them, and they thought I was ugly and stupid and made them sick.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020

bloomer knuckle

A camel toe before the advent of modern women's underwear, when bloomers were a common accessory.

Mary Lincoln has a raging bloomer knuckle.

by Big_Balls_Bob September 3, 2016

Bloomer

A bloomer is a young person quickly growing into the mentality, personality, and political opinion of a boomer. They're easily manipulated, terribly misinformed, and painfully smug. You can find them being racist in public, posting false fact online, and calling anyone who proved them wrong a snowflake. They often show signs of suffering from the Dunning–Kruger effect.

Did you see that shitty meme Cody posted on Facebook?

Yeah man, it took one Google search to prove it wrong. That kid is such a bloomer.

by Ugofuck March 14, 2020

Bloomer

A person of the Boomer generation that isn't set in their ways and is willing to grow and evolve.

Trent is a Bloomer.

by ThaMarvEllisOne October 7, 2022

Late bloomer

Someone who is not in the in crowd.

I was always the 4'11 kid in my school, I even made a few appearances on the TV show Are you taller than a 5th grader my senior year of high school, just before graduation. After losing to about half the 5th graders that showed up and getting called the midget, I decided I would get even by outsmarting all these other kids. I felt so small at that point in my life. By the age of 25 I had reached my true stature (one that would not get me laughed at) of almost 6 foot, but I realized nobody wanted to fuck me because they thought I was a loser. I always had a lot of catching up to do in life for being the late bloomer that I am. Females never took me seriously because I thought I looked like Kevin Costner though in reality they would make rivet sounds when I was in the same room with them, and they thought I was ugly and stupid and made them sick.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020