Bloon

The alter-ego of a balloon, just said, as someone who has a slight hint of tourettes.

Background:
Pat: someone in my 3rd hour popped a bloon and i hid under my coat
Pat: balloon*
Pat: im glad i can spell and stuff ;-)
Justin: lol.
Justin: i'm glad too.
Justin: it's the ghetto way.
Pat: hehe
Justin: bloon
Justin: HAHA
Pat: HAHA
Pat: say it out loud
Pat: wow
Justin: BLOOON!

I made the bloon, go POP! So, I scared the living hell out of myself, and Pat. So, he slapped me, and I just smiled.

by Justin W. March 11, 2005

Blacon

The smell of piss, shit, booze, cigarettes and weed fills the air on this run down fucking pathetic excuse for a council estate. People from Blacon are very interesting nowhere else will you find a greater number of smackheads, pissheads and dickheads. If you're looking for a place to end your life then nowhere is better than Blacon.

Blacon
Keith "Alrite mate innit yeh fukin knock you out lad"
Bob "Bring it mate yeh fukin twat"

by qwery2016qwerty May 23, 2016

Blacon

Blacon: Like Planking… but with bacon.

Steve: Hey, wanna go Planking today?
Mike: What? Planking is so over, dude. I'm all about Blacon now.

by JackintheBoxRestaurants November 22, 2011

blochness monstered

In the game of basketball, when a person shoots, the defender is allowed to try to deter, or block the shot. When the block is succesful, and extremely rediculous, the person who was blocked is then said to be "blochness monstered"

Did you see that!? Yao Ming just got BLOCHNESS MONSTERED by Nate Robinson!!!

by The MAN20 February 25, 2008

Blogonian

Blogonian {blawg-awn-ee-uh n}
adjective
1. of, pertaining to, or characteristic of the Blogosphere, its people, or their language.

noun
2. a native or inhabitant of the Blogosphere.

adjective
The Blogonian writer, has toiled long and hard to bring only the facts to his/her post.

noun
The Blogonian spends hours immersed in the reading of blogs.

by dancalgary December 30, 2012

Bloondock

a village in BMC (Bloons Monkey City) Which Has An Extremely Large Amount of Dart Monkey Halls

Ok. My Brother Is A Noob In BMC And His City Is A Bloondock

by xX 44100 Xx August 21, 2021

Bloonty

Someone who is there to answer all your questions no matter how stupid. A Bloonty is also an avid fan of messing with a lowiti.

Not sure how this works... gonna call Bloonty.

Yo Bloonty, how do I use dragon stones?

by TheEnjoyer October 15, 2021