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Blizzard 

A large, very windy snowstorm, resulting in at least five inches of snow. Commonly mistaken as a little snowfall with around 3 inches in most of the lower forty-eight states and Hawaii.
Weatherman: On Monday, February 15, there's gonna be a blizzard on the way to the east coast! We will get almost 7 inches of snow.

Young Viewer: Wow, with the snow we're already in, we probably can't go to school for the 11th day in a row.
Blizzard by Alaska-man February 16, 2010

Blizzard 

When you watch porn at a very young age and don't care
Mother He is watching a lot of porn Father He is a big Blizzard he is
Blizzard by afeaver January 27, 2020

Blizzard 

1)A large international gaming company which creates some of the most addicting games for the computer anyone has yet to see, but does not give a shit about anything after the initial release of the game.
2)Gaming Company with No Tech Support
3)Gaming Company which is best friends with "Care Bears"
4)Gaming Company whos CEO molests small children while fingering himself with money they refuse to spend on upgrading servers.
1) Blizzard sucks
2) Damn, these guys are blizzards
3) Why does <company name> have to be such a Blizzard?
4) <No Usage>, Just an insult to any company.....
Blizzard by Th3Guy April 23, 2006

Blizzard 

A sex act that involves a guy cumming in a girls ass and then she farts the load into his mouth!
No thanks, I'm not hungry. My mom just gave me a blizzard.
Blizzard by TheSwift182 June 20, 2010

Blizzard 

When you give a girl 8-10 inches in the ass-she won't be walking outside for a week.
Wow, my ass hurts after he gave me a Blizzard last night.
Blizzard by Quid May 1, 2005

Blizzard 

To cum between your partners ass cheeks.
As he fucking me from behind he said, " Are you cold baby? Here comes the Blizzard!", and then came between my ass cheeks.
Blizzard by blizinbitches February 22, 2011