Blapse

When you are getting head from a slag and you pull your dick out and slap there face as hard as you can with your meaty erect cock multiple times

Me: Yo b lemme blapse you real quick

Me: I gave that girl such a good blapse she broke her jaw

by Energy of thy small dick November 19, 2020

blappish

The magnetic grip of of an elderly woman's vagina.

EX: "Jesus Christ, that Jandussy was blappish!"

by Bobjoeiah February 4, 2022

Blappy

A blappy is a big gun

I saw that nigga and had to pull out the blappy

by jarlor cramps January 9, 2023

bitch blapped

When a woman with a strap on dildo uses it to hit a man in the face

Before he had time to wipe the sleep from his eyes the cross dressing lesbian pulled out her strap on dildo and bitch blapped him.

by Deejaybee August 26, 2010

blappy

combination of blood and nappy to describe a sanitary towel.

oi your blappy's hanging out.

by Margan June 12, 2011

blapse

to strike or slap the victim's face with the shaft of an erect penis. Can often cause severe damage to the shaft but most find the act worth it as the "blapsee" is officially your biatch from that point forward.

"I'm at the hospital"
"oh you poor thing what happened?"
"I blapsed a guy at school and he had a nose ring, so they had to amputate to prevent infection"
"o__O ..."

by Arran2 September 5, 2008

the chuck norris blaps

a sexual move in which the male, roundhouse kicks the female with his penis, resulting in her death, and potentially sending her back in time due to the force of it, can only be performed by chuck norris himself, as mere humans to not have the streangth to perform such an advanced move

apparently chuck norris killed another girl with the chuck norris blaps, fuck.

by stefmanxx April 1, 2008