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blacktop professor

court preacher. drops knowledge without being asked. unexpected source of wisdom. not an actual professor.

see also: couch professor
"blacktop professor coming in with the 3" (good advice)
can also be used as an insult, if the advice is annoying

"blacktop professor: cut the shit"
by throwstones January 25, 2021
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blackcoat

A person who is particularly wealthy as a result of red-collar crime.
That blackcoat was on the news again, they finally caught him.
by Lieutenant Fuckboy February 10, 2022
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Blackcock

Like blackface, but painting the penis black. Or wearing a brown veiny strap on when being white or non-african. For show or for use. We have waterproof makeup now.
Is she into blackcocking?

Yeah she likes to pretend I’m her slave
by UrbanMolb October 2, 2023
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do you like blackcock

Getting revenge 10 times over...
Hey this mother fucker did me wrong, I asked him "do you like blackcock? Then I proceeded to put it in by fucking him over 10 times over so he will never forget who he fucked with...
by Cheese N Cecil January 16, 2025
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