Jack Bivins

An Islamic Terrorist

Wow did you here about that Jack Bivins and Osama Bin Laden!

by [e-mail] June 6, 2018

anal bifida

nasty smelly white discharge (not feces) from the anus

my cat anal bifida(ed) all over my bed! It stunk!

by peanut24476 August 14, 2008

anal bifida

when you fuck a girl in the ass and pull out it makes her butthole pucker out

man i was at this party lastnite and i had sex with this chick so hard i gave her anal bifida

by koffin robber August 17, 2010

Bifidus irregularis

This disease also known as Great Hall Food Syndrome, can cause severe nausea and weight loss. It is only contracted by eating food from the Great Hall at Duke TiP West Campus. Three weeks of a Bifidus irregularis infection can result in weight loss exceeding 20lbs. People who survive their encounter with Bifidus irregularis are known to be able to eat almost anything.

Fat Kid: "How did you lose 45 pounds in only 3 weeks?!?!?"
(Now) Skinny Kid: "I caught a severe case of Bifidus irregularis."
Fat Kid: "West food, huh? How many other places is McDonalds considered fine dining?"

by 4thyearftw July 31, 2011

Bivic

The australian equivelent of an complete retard

"LOUD J WHY ARE YOU SUCH A BIVIC!?!?"

by Ketros064 February 19, 2018

bivins

An IQ number represented by the limit of a function 2x^2/(3x-5) as x approaches 0.

"How did I get that wrong?! My IQ must be approaching bivins levels."

by joe April 13, 2004

bovidence

potentially hazardous items of foodstuff wrappery that are destined to clash headlong with a bovate's sense of right and wrong. And bring you immense grief for, (wait for it), no apparent sensical reason.

"Did you enjoy that twisty fries and milkshake, oh downtrodden colleague of mine?"
"Yes, it war tres filling, though a little wrong."
"Be sure to hide the bovidence."
"I shall. Thank you for the valuable advice."

by David Cowpell Downtrodden September 2, 2004